Wednesday, December 6, 2006
Yellowtail
I just had an amazing sushi lunch, so for no particular reason other than that, I’m naming Oldy McSkeeze here “Yellowtail.” Although his sagging chest flesh does sort of remind me of salmon sashimi.
Ugh. Now I’m feeling queasy.
We’ve had oldbags on the site before and they often acquire a sort of folk hero status. Still in the game after all those years. Yet somehow I doubt Yellowtail’s going to gain anything other than collective vomit.
As to the two spicy Salmon Rolls on either side, yes please. I’d dip them both in teriyaki sauce and wash them down with saki. Enhanced California Rolls on the left there are award winning. I suppose I could go for the “box lunch” joke, but that might be pushing it.
Old Man River here seems to have wandered out of the "Retire-douche Community". Somebody point his senile ass back to Luby's so he can gum a Louanne Platter before his 5pm bedtime.