Purg Hottie Loves Me
Purg Hottie loves me. She wants me to drive her around in our Ferrari, eating chocolate covered strawberries and sipping champagne, and then retiring to our pimped out Boca beach house for extensive lotion rubbing while listening to John Denver’s Greatest Hits.
Of course, I can’t run pics of my fantasy girl by herself without violating the dictum of my site. So I had to toss a little Club Douche into the mix. Because no dream is complete without the flip side. The gruesome underbelly. The primal chaos below. Or in this case, douchey headlights.
Besides, after the Weekly, I knew these two icons of the site could live together in harmony.
Yeah, that’s right, DB1’s got the mad photoshop skillz.
EDIT: Sadly, Club Douche’s Headlights had to be removed.
