Wednesday, September 4, 2013

The Kettlehead for Hall of Scrote?

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Reader Kevin calls for a quorum vote:

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How in the hell is kettle not in the hall of douche bag fame, this guy’s douchebag photos are the stuff of legend!
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It all began on an inglorious day in 2009 with this atrocity. The Kettlehead, his creepy distended ‘brow, and his propensity to take photographs with assorted hott chicks then went on an HCwDB tear:

The Kettlehead goes Country
The Kettlehead goes Butch
The Kettlehead Pops Collar
The Kettlehead’s Shaved Chest with Dual Hott Action
The Kettlehead Pops Collar, Shaves Chest, and Snags Tasty Tonya
More Kettlehead ‘Brow
The Kettlehead Goes as Himself for Halloween
Kettlehead Suave
The Kettlehead Revealed
The Kettlehead with Tasty Peach Brunette Sylvia
The Kettlehead Pulls a Geraldo
The Kettlehead Creeps on Chiquita Hott
The Kettlehead Goes The Full Khan #1
The Kettlehead Goes the Full Khan #2
And, most recently, The Kettlehead Wears a Tie and Retardo-shirt with Blue Hott Kelly

Back in the Halycon days of HCwDB, a scrote like Kettlehead couldn’t even pull enough douche/hott combos to win the HCwDB of the Week.

But thems were the days when the site got dozens of submissions and your humb narrs didn’t have to do any work around here.

I still don’t do any work around here. But whatevs.

Like a fine wine, or a rotting series of molds and fungi, the Kettlehead just gets douchier with age.

What say you? Hall of Scrote? or nay?

And if you need any additional info before voting, there’s this.

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10:58 am September, 4 Plinky's Daughter said...

Same fucking stupid eyebrow raise every fucking time. To the HoS with ye Kettlehead.

11:01 am September, 4 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

I had made the assumption that he was already in The Hall. This appears to be some sort of managerial over site. DB1 please do the right thing and enshrine this tool.

11:14 am September, 4 DarkSock said...

Well that last pic sealed it. To the Hall with you and your silly ass Snydely WhipLash Arched Eyebrow of Embarrassing Self-Awareness. I’d ‘a named him “The Arch Douche of Awwwstria”.

11:16 am September, 4 DarkSock said...

And if any of you dare say Nay, look at the above picture. If you can arch your eyebrows so hard they peek above Douche-Level 2 Windshield Glasses…That’s the pot calling the Kettle douche.

11:16 am September, 4 DarkSock said...

And by “pot” I mean Reverend Chad.

11:23 am September, 4 Tits McGee said...

This guy blows swallows… and gets my vote.

11:49 am September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

The only reason to vote “Yes” is because he’s a cunt.

12:08 pm September, 4 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

He’s the surest “Yes” since this girl in high school that we nicknamed after a second-string hockey goalie, since both stopped a lot of rubber with their face.

12:08 pm September, 4 Dickie Fingers said...

“Yes” also because he is a cunt.

12:22 pm September, 4 Crucial Head said...

I say we hang Kettlehead from the rafters of the Hall o’ Scrote with jail bedding.

12:33 pm September, 4 The Dude said...

This could be a unanimous YES.

12:37 pm September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

This should be a unanimous CUNT

12:44 pm September, 4 Vin Douchal said...

From “Kettlehead goes the full Kahn”:
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6:11 pm
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1:36 pm September, 4 Douchble Helix said...

It’s like YES not being in the R&R HoF.
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Just kidding!
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Musta been a computer glitch somewhere. This guy brings his ‘bag A-game every time. Long overdue recognition.

1:57 pm September, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I vote yes

2:05 pm September, 4 Scooby Douche said...

I have to vote no, based solely on principle. No one has ever been a unanimous selection to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Not Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, Willie Mays, Henry Aaron, Mickey Mantle. Why? Because no one is perfect, so no one gets all the votes.

Make no mistake: Kettlehead is major league douche. He is an All Star in the tiny universe of complete and utter douchebags. But unanimous selection must await The Perfect Douche, The Chosen One, The Pinnacle of Doucheness. And he is not it…..

2:40 pm September, 4 DarkSock said...

CUNT, they says

3:20 pm September, 4 Marcus G. said...

For the love of all that is wrong in the world, how is Kettlehead not in the HOS?!?!? This travesty ranks right next to Pete Rose not in the MLB HOF!!! This man not only deserves to be in the HOS but on the Mount Rushmore of Douche Bagness!!! The eyebrow alone is a freak of nature and should be locked up in NORAD only to be brought out in case of a National Emergency!!! I vote yes!

3:26 pm September, 4 killdoucher said...

hall of scrote is too good for this type of douche! maybe we can get him rendered to a dungeon in the tribal belt!

3:58 pm September, 4 Guid is Good said...

Welcome aboard Kettlehead. More deserving than the Magic Negro’s Nobel Prize that is fo’ sure.

4:02 pm September, 4 bigphatnotadouche said...

I vote for him to enter the HOS thru the back door which I’m sure he is very familiar.

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eyebrow pencils

4:53 pm September, 4 The Dude said...

Wow, that initial atrocity is quite initial. And atrocious.
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Atrocious is the name of my new Kettle Band.

4:55 pm September, 4 The Dude said...

It’s like Stomp! but using Kettleheads. And weed.

5:38 pm September, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kettle “Pot” Head is a definite HOS member. I remember that fuck from my early days here. I also forget his Kettlehead cause of the pot. Son. And now that i know I have another day for my school shit I’m getting stoned.And shit.
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Sons

6:22 pm September, 4 Scooby Douche said...

I’m not saying he shouldn’t be in the Hall. Just not as a anal-imous selection.
Actually, he should be put into an industrial-sized blender and set to puree……

7:35 pm September, 4 The Dude said...

My new band, Atrocious, is a Heavy Kettle Band.
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It’s like STOMP!!!! – but with heavy kettles to the head.
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And weed.

11:53 pm September, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

The Hall of Scrote is reserved for those such deserving of such indefinite mocking, that their self-inflicted-eye-stabbing visage must be forever memorialized on a site entitled “hotchickswithdouchebags.com”.
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The Hall of Scrote is reserved for such appallingly pathetic choads as Xenu, Mack the Nozzle, and (shudder) Stackhouse. Weaklings with barely a gram a societal worth will not be accepted.
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The Hall of Scrote is reserved for such a vile and loathsome individual of such narcissistic moral reprehensibility, shamelessly imposing their overt animal sexuality on only the most intellectually-challenged members of the opposite sex and their giggle-bobbling pooch-belly spank-pear shoulder-nozzle hottness; that their ego-centric hyper-materialized, pumped up, duck lipped, hair greased, shaven chest/groin revealed, drunken escapades of only the highest caliber of ridiculous frivolity MUST be put on display for all the world to laugh at from now and ’til the end of time.
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He’s in.

11:58 pm September, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Also, because he’s a cunt.

1:15 am September, 5 The Dude said...

Wednesday Limerick:
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This Kettlehead sure liked to show
His shaved moobs and groin to his bro’s
As they waited to peck on
His slight sloppy seconds
And society sinks further low

1:18 am September, 5 The Dude said...

Okay, it’s already Thursday, but it sure feels like Wednesday to mee!

1:34 am September, 5 Wheezer said...

Put him in, Coach, he’s ready to play…..>clapclapclap< …..today. He's some sort of twisted, demonic, bastardized offspring of Christian Slater and David Keith, and that is a tough combo to pull off.
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Sorry Dreuche, but baseball works here.

1:35 am September, 5 Wheezer said...

Of course, it’s just my ^HTML skillz dat need some work, yo.

3:42 am September, 5 Douchesdownunder said...

We all say “yes” down here, too.
And that he is, indeed, a cunt.

4:03 am September, 5 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Yeah he’s Hall material. Nice that he can enter slowly and meritoriously, joining Donk and the other richly deserving aluminatti.

6:49 am September, 5 Turdacious said...

I have not posted in a long time but have to now.
Not often a guy is such a phuckin douche that you dont notice the hots, not in one picture but everyone of them

6:50 am September, 5 Turdacious said...

Would this floating log be the first to get in without tats?

8:08 am September, 5 kneejerk said...

Open those velvet ropes and escort Ketle into the HoS.

8:08 am September, 5 I R A Darth Aggie said...

If he keeps bringing the hott, I can continue to mock.
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Son.
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So Hall of Scrote it is.

8:12 am September, 5 Colossus of Choads said...

I affirm the motion.

And by motion, I mean poo.

4:47 pm September, 5 FredN. said...

PUT HIM IN.

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