The Douchie Award

    Sunday, December 9, 2012

    The 2012 Douchies Start Tomorrow!

    Be there.

    Or be Mongorian.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, December 3, 2012

    Benzino and Rich Girl Rachel's Girls are Getting Ready for the 2012 Douchie Awards

    Benzino’s even dressing up in his finest douchewear.

    Rich Girl Rachel’s Girls are plump and full of milkic anticipation.

    Even these bros are excited.

    The annual HCwDB awards show is almost on…

    # posted by douchebag1
    Saturday, November 5, 2011

    The Douchies Begin December 5th

    Be there. Or be this guy.

    For those who’ve volunteered for this noble service, I salute you.

    If you see your name below, you’re in charge of giving out that Douchie Award.

    Write up a 2-3 paragraph summary of why the award is deserving, and email to your humble narrator by December 1st, along with 3-4 links to your runners-up.

    Douchiest Douche-Face — Douchey Wallnuts
    Most Annoying Rockerbag — CB Popped
    Comment of the Year — Wheezer
    Quartasians and Trannys — Douchble Helix
    Douchiest Hand Gesture — tall guy
    The John Largeman — Et Tu Douche?
    Douchiest ‘Bag Who May Be a Lesbian In Drag — Wedgie
    Most Trashcan to the Head Worthy — Medusa Oblongata
    Douchiest Creature From Ancient Greek Myth — Jacques Doucheteau
    The Douchebaguette — Mr. Scrotato Head
    Most Euro Eurobags — Reverend Chad Kroeger
    Smells Like Poo — Creature
    ‘Celebrity’ HCwDB Couple of the Year — Vin Douchal
    Most Annoying ‘Bagling — Nancy Dreusche
    The Ricky — Mr. White
    Hottest Librarian Hott — The Dude
    Greatest Crisis of Modernity — Hermit
    Douchiest ‘Athlete’ — Bob McAdouche
    Hottest Girl Next Door Hott — Douche Equis
    Clearest Proof of Natural Selection — DarkSock
    Most Expensive First Date Hott — Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
    The Yellowtail (Oldbag) — Mandouchian Candidate
    Douchiest ‘Bag Trend — Mr. Scrotato Head
    Greasiest Grease Stain — MusicFanatic
    Douchiest Hair — dbBen
    Douchiest Facial Fung — Douche Springsteen

    Still to be claimed if ya wanna participate (just claim it in this comments thread):

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    I’ll, of course, be handing out the rest.

    A grateful nation salutes you.

    And props to scholar and learned thespian Medusa Oblongata for designing our 2011 trophy. The 2011 Douchies be on. They most certainly be on.

    EDIT: Updated the list.

    # posted by douchebag1