Hoverbag
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Thursday, June 6, 2013
Where's Waldouche?: DJ Inappropriately Hitting on the Barely Legals Edition
Juan is not dope.
Nor fresh.
Nor fly.
Nor hyphy.
Nor off the chain.
Said the cat.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013Where's Waldink?
Debating phenomenology with Wittgenstein and Popper?
Not bloody likely says the cat.
The Real World Ladies of Sheboygan know that they do not live up to your standards. But they give backrubs and pay for dinner. So Wittgenstein is a-okay in the long run.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012Guy Who Ruins Pics of Hot Chicks Making Out Guy
Don’t be that guy.
Thursday, May 24, 2012Smarmy Moe
Smarmy Moe: Challo! Do you like my Corsican accent? It is like the Dos Equis Man, no?
Kimberly: Who?
Smarmy Moe: You know, the Most Interesting Man in the World?
Kimberly: Who?
Smarmy Moe: Would you like to touch my peen later?
Kimberly: What?
Smarmy Moe: I’m referring to intercourse.
Kimberly: Inter-what?
Smarmy Moe: Nevermind. Another Cosmo?
Kimberly: (giggling) Sure!
And… scene.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011Timmy Hoverbag
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
If you get in the way of a pic of sapphic inspiration, no matter how undouchey you are, you earn an automatic autodouche.
Get out of the way, Timmy. There’s improv taking place.
