JoeyPorsche
And while you’re mulling your HCwDB vote, here’s a pic from the Zen Transcendence of JoeyPorsche to inspire you.
You can almost see the Grieco Virus jump from douche-lips to douche-lips. ‘Bag, ‘Bag, ‘Bag, Bleethed out Hottie. Very sad.
Joey, Joey, Joey. I try to keep all my pics anonymous, but how do I not feature your greatness on this site?
I humbly bow down to one of the few sourche-douches out there. You transcend, my friend. And your blonde teenage cupcake is perfection.
EDIT: In what may be a first here at HCwDB, the JoeyPorsche experience inspired a reader to create a Tribute Pic in his douchey honor. Let the JoeyPorsche tributes commence, send me your best work and I’ll post it on the site. And I’m putting his MySpace directly into the Hall of Scrote. No need for the Weekly for an Ur-Douche that rivals the Holy Grieco Itself.
Those lip puckers look like they trying to kiss stinky stars in jail.
They give jailbait homos a bad name.