Pop Quiz

    Sunday, March 8, 2015

    Your Sunday Douchekiss

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    As Party Girl Ryan kisses His ‘roided beef-cheek with the tenderest of shallow affections, Beefer Sutherland is currently having the following thought:

    A) “Unhhgghhhh.”

    B) “Mmmm… grahhhhhwwwoooo.”

    C) “Fwee…. fwee… fwee… fwee…”

    D) “Eternal inflation, string theory and even Hugh Everett’s ‘many worlds’ interpretation of quantum mechanics all suggest a vast number of universes, and conditions have to be bolted onto each of the theories to get the number of universes down to one. Therefore Jager is the shit.”

    Answer now!

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, December 30, 2013

    Whither the Meaning of the Tattwhack?

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    Kelly doesn’t know.

    Kelly ponders.

    Kelly needs your help!

    A cup of lard and a kleenex to the first person able to successfully identify Tattwhack’s logo-esque tattoo in the comments thread.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, October 31, 2013

    Pop Quiz: Cardboard Cutouts or Not Cardboard Cutouts

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    Okay kids, time to play the game that’s sweeping the nation (and soon to be a reality show on Fox):

    Cardboard Cutouts? Or Not Cardboard Cutouts?

    Answer now!

    Bonus points for finding The Nipple of Shame

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, October 22, 2013

    Ties McJohnson Hits on Amazon Kelly

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    Pop Quiz: Name the brand of bodyspray that Ties McJohnson likes to apply before:

    a) the sexy times

    b) His 12am-8am shift working the grease fryer at the Fry Shack

    c) asking his parents for some bro time spending cash

    d) family counseling services

    e) bed

    Bonus points: Find the broken peen carefully hidden in Ties McJohnson’s spandex shorts

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, September 26, 2013

    Boobs Or Midget Twins With Shaved Heads?

    Just for the boobies

    Okay kids, time to play another round of the game that’s sweeping the nation… Boobs or Midget Twins With Shaved Heads?

    Somewhere in this pic of Vegas professional party semi-employment and lack of long term career prospects, I’ve carefully hidden what are either boobs or midget twins with shaved heads.

    Look closely.

    Can you understand Ambiguously Pregnant Sophie’s mild sense of shame and disgust?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, September 19, 2013

    Bambozos at the Beach

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    Pop Quiz:

    “Bambozos at the Beach” was originally:

    1. A 1970s Tom Robbins novela that riffs on gender roles in the American imaginary

    2. An early Lena Wertmuller short film about lesbianism in the German Reichstag

    3. The working title for Frankie Avalon’s comeback tour

    4. A rare cannabis strand once championed by Tommy Chong

    5. How Native Americans refer to taking a dump in a poison oak patch

    Answer now!

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, June 25, 2013

    Where's Five-Boob?

    Five Boobs

    Somewhere in this pic of Old Guy Who Should Know Better in the land of the Paid-to-Pose Mammaries, I’ve carefully hidden a Five-Boob.

    Look closely.

    Can you surreptitiously notice it?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, January 16, 2013

    Bags n' Alpacas

    Bags

    ‘Bags.

    dURfh

    Alpacas.

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    Pear.

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    Thesis + Anthesis = Synthesis.

    Discuss.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, November 14, 2012

    Sheila's Mamms and Ricky's Tongueface Vie For Your Attention

    Which will win?

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    Thursday, March 22, 2012

    Sleepy Jerkenstein Shares Knowledge With Cindy

    “Did you know that every time you lick a stamp you’re consuming 1/10th of a calorie?”

    “Did you know that Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes?”

    “Did you know that Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year?”

    “Did you know that Armadillos can be housebroken?”

    “Did you know that peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite?”

    “Did you know that a hummingbird weighs less than a penny?”

    “Did you know that the sore located in my upper thigh area is, in fact, infectious?”

    # posted by douchebag1
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