Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Ties McJohnson Hits on Amazon Kelly
Pop Quiz: Name the brand of bodyspray that Ties McJohnson likes to apply before:
a) the sexy times
b) His 12am-8am shift working the grease fryer at the Fry Shack
c) asking his parents for some bro time spending cash
d) family counseling services
e) bed
Bonus points: Find the broken peen carefully hidden in Ties McJohnson’s spandex shorts
now that’s a hot chick with a douche bag
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fwappers
Is this “bleach blonds with huge fake cans with douchebags” ? Cause that’s cool with me. Just askin.
Mr. Obvious says, “That is an attractive girl.”
First one to look for the broken peen, raise your hand! DB1 don’t have enough “bonus points” for me to caste my gaze to his nether regions.
Hot Chicks with Broken Dicks.
[Bonus points: Find the broken peen carefully hidden in Ties McJohnson’s spandex shorts]
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It’s actually Donkey Douche’s shriveled left nut up his ass.
I Effin LOVE hott chicks that can use a restaurant table napkin as a bikini brief!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A broken peen is no laughing matter.
Hahahahahahahahahahaabahah
Y’alls gotta go back to yesterday 8:55 pm and check out Hiairy PalmerBags link of classic Douchevolution. Son.
Hyperbole of HCWDB?
Superbole?
Oxymoronic?
Tito and Daisy Fuentes?
Lucky dork and kind overall picture thinking blind girl with an Elven(respect) bloodline?
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My hometown punknads. The virus has finally hit nowhere.
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Victoria Silvsdet Playmate of the Year 1998?
While I appreciate the excuse to check out Victoria Silvsdet, I think not. Besides, 1998 was a long time ago.
Maybe I’m completely wrong, but judging by her inflataboobs, her hair, and the height difference between them, I am led to believe that this is the coupling from Tuesday’s “And then this happened”… If that is actually correct, then I say three Hallelujahs for her sunglases…
Wait…”I douche, therefore I am” may be on to something here…
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Wheezer?
I don’t see that, but today’s (Wednesday) Tinkerbell & Tie thing is these two, right?