Friday Braku
Bra!! Spring Break, Broheim!!
Seven hotts and diet coke!!
Bra, dig my package!!
Bra loves his soda
How can seven hotts compete
With carbonation?
— mr. white
Da bomb was Pepsi!
Coke is awesome too Bra ya!
Bra I have Hep C!
— vacuum cleaner bagg
Italian haiku:
leaning tower of slutness
my extra toppings
— douche mccallister
Braaaaaaa! Yo, Broseph! Braaaaa?
Grab another brewsky, braaaaa!
Sups, Brosephina?
— burnsy
Bitch drank my Pepsi!
Brand loyalty’s not my deal.
Leg-humping chicks is.
— anonymous
Why stand on crowd’s edge?
I would jump in that pile
Like a kid in leaves.
— wohlfat
Confusious does say
Girl in blue skirt need eat more
Thigh look like noodle
— dunkterdouche
Frankie and Annette
Never wanted stuff like this
Beach Blanket Douchebag
— alan hull