Friday, December 21, 2007
Hottest Hott of The Year: Pajama Choad's Hott
In one of the most closely contested votes of the 2007 Douchies, PCH barely edged out Blister’s Hott and the Burrito.
Some argued her win may be tainted by the lack of clothing advantage, and by tainted I mean my drool on her outer thigh while she pepper sprays me and calls the cops.
But her perfection cannot be denied. Even the presence of a douched up Eurochoad from Dusseldorf or Luxembourg isn’t enough to stop its radiant pull.
Now many of you may be thinking of a different hott from the past year that warms the cockles of your cockles. If you are a female reader, warms the cockles of your pillowcases. But fear not, fellow travelers. For although PCH gets the 2007 Douchie, we all win.
And by win I mean boobies.
