Monday, December 17, 2007
Hottest Girl-Next-Door Hott: Clay Wankin's Hott
This delightfully and understated ball of perfection ran on the site back in January, under the headline Clay Wankin’
She has that understated Ivory Snow purity. I would hold doors for her, massage her feet, listen intently as she told me about her day, then quietly hump her leg to Phillip Glass MP3 while she slapped me in the buttocks and screamed for the daddy who didn’t love her enough.
Enjoy this 2007 Douchie Award, CWH. You’ve earned it.
And by earned it I mean very large, very perfect boobies.
