Monday, December 17, 2012
Best Golden Globes: Sheertina
Yet another 2012 Douchie Award for Best Golden Globes must go to joyous party purity suckle boobie hottness, Sheertina.
For she is the perfection that smells like pinecones and innocence.
And she is award winning:
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I love Sheertina.
Wasn’t there some debate on whether or not this was Champagne Katie?
Regardless, I’d like to play with her funbags.
This is Champagne Katie. No HoH for her. Golden Golbes, no prob
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HoH Nazi
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P.S. that bracelet is horrid. It would get all snaggled up in my thick pube pelt. Pelt, I says
I misspoke in the previous thread, as I thought Sheertina was the girl in the banner pic, and didn’t realize in fact that Sheertina is the Nom de Bleeth of one Chamagne Katie. No HOH for her. Nom de Bleeth, I says.
Who’s the traffic manager on this web site? Back to back Sheertina’s?
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QC needs to ramp things up a little bit.
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OCD-ers.
http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/images/P/mcdonalds%20mcrib%20sandwich.jpg
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Is it a coincidence that this delicious seasonal delicacy comes at a time of talks of gun control. Did the CIA really destroy Adam Sandlers computers. I’m talking to you Hermit. Can’t post on your blog. Guns don’t kill people. McRibs kill people. Son.
I’ve got mixed feeling about this. And by mixed feelings, I mean the thorazine is wearing off.
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HoH, bleeth of the year, hott of the new Mayan calendar… all fine with me. Problem is: if her new, super inflated party zeppelins are golden globe material, then what were her previously perfect perky pouters? Obviously I prefer the latter, and the paradox hurts my noggin.
Those funbags look really fun.
Fuck I keep forgettin my DJ duties. Here’s my new friend Bruce with one of history’s happiest songs live from New York in celebration of the above girls tits, whatever her name is. Son.
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Philosophers
Side boob, under boob, top boob and cleavite all in one picture. Pardon me, I’ll be in my bunk.
Led Zeppelin is in the house. And by house I mean Champagne Katie’s grandmother’s “Slime Box” in Denmark, 1969. She’s the one with the cocks in her mouth.
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Time Traveller’s Wives
Oops! Son. I was nepos.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=CA&v=eg8y1axW264
Frig I’m losing it. Tardos. Son. Bruuuuuuuce.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEOiV5eadQk
Nice Very Nice
Sheertina or Champagne Katie, she looks like she’s genuinely having fun. No duck face there. Defintely trophy globes worthy of trophies.
Damn!!!, I had fiddy riding on Homegrown Hannah’s as seen here
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/04/30/homegrown-hannah-approves-of-the-hcwdb-of-the-week/
and here
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/04/24/bishop-to-e7/
Oh well you can’t win them all, and speaking of winning I’m down $40CDN to the Rev.
Rev 1:20, found one obscure story about a snowboard accident, but nothing anywhere else. Either way you won’t get me near a snowboard.
I dunno’ why you can’t post a comment on my blog, everything seems ok, but I’m a technology moron.
Definitely not Katie. Close, but no cigar.
Compare to Katie here:
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/CK-and-Her-Girls.jpg
I got a good snowboard story but that one’s not mine. And as a shoutout to Champagne Katie, I’d like to give her A Japanese Star:
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ninja%20throwing%20star
Her GF has the exact same dress in leopard print? Why don’t I ever see such spectacle when I go out? Oh yeah, it’s because I don’t go out.
I think Rev Chad needs to write a book about his foreplay secrets.
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Also, watching Mark Sanchez play quarterback reminds me of the time I saw a movie where Jill Kelly – porn star – took an enema and then got boned. Sanchez is messier.
The things I would do for Champagne Katie would be unforgivable, and be banned in most countries.
The Rev & DW are cracking me up.
Bad assed old thyme-y video with Dickey Betts, Willie Nelson, Edgar Winter doing “Southbound” with a big band. Check out Willie’s slick/sick solo about 2:20 then Edgar and Dickey together at 3:20
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Badassery
Way to go Vin D, that’s some good shite.
I never knew Dickey B used hair mousse.