Thursday, March 15, 2012

“Innocence and Poo Face”

A solid entrant for the 2012-era period of HCwDB found art aesthetics that will eventually find celebration in my triumphant exhibit at the Guggenheim Museum in 2023.

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3:54 pm March, 15 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

You know what I said in my comment in the last thread? Quadruple for this one.
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What in the F*CK has gotten into the young women of Amerika?

3:57 pm March, 15 Douche Springsteen said...

What on god’s gray earth did those girls’ fathers do to make them seek revenge by associating with these future prison shower rapists?

3:58 pm March, 15 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

BTW: Tan lines on innocent-looking college girls = insta-erectile dysfunction remedy
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De-flowerers.

3:59 pm March, 15 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Well said @Douche Spring

3:59 pm March, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I thought MS-13 had a pretty strict no douches policy in their recruitment of future members.

4:03 pm March, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cholo-bag… Qué chinga!
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Danny Trejos

4:12 pm March, 15 tall guy said...

Left hott has quite the schnoz. Other one is quite the cutie. Douche on left would last about 2 minutes in most of the Australian pubs I used to frequent. By then the weediest guy in the place would give him a well deserved smack. Douche on right thinks by pulling some kinda wannabe hard man face he’s going to induce fear. Fucking try hard.

4:15 pm March, 15 soy bomb said...

I live in Redondo Beach, CA and I see loser Townies like these guys sliming around town all of the time. I’m guessing they live in North Redondo or Torrance or something. The other day I saw a group of hoodlums chilling on a street corner around 2 PM, and one townie had tattoos along his beard line and neck, much like this loser. Some of the worst human beings I’ve ever known, in every possible way.

4:26 pm March, 15 troy tempest said...

Next week, the douche in the red hat is going to be just like this idiot: busted:
http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/130.jpg

4:27 pm March, 15 troy tempest said...

This and last month’s winner are both excellent gugenheim contenders.

4:39 pm March, 15 The Dude said...

I’m enjoying the Mayan Breasts of Coitus.

4:49 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reminds me of a dream I had last night. I was in front of my high school graduating class preparing to deliver my valedictory address when I realized that I was fully clothed and my teeth weren’t falling out. Fucking creepy man.

4:51 pm March, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Dude
If by Mayan Breasts of Coitus you’re referring to the chica in the red then you’d be spot on. Those breastess glory arr outstanding, outstanding I says.

7:05 pm March, 15 Douchble Helix said...

Ignoring the shit to the right for the time being, the two broads show how life ain’t fair.
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The one on the left is trying really hard. Doing her best. But no matter what, she still has that Andrea-Martin-as-foreign-woman thing to deal with.
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The pretty one, well, what’s to say?

7:15 pm March, 15 Nostradouchus said...

It’s okay. They thought they were volunteering at a leper colony. Honest mistake.

9:03 pm March, 15 ehcuodouche said...

Some art makes me weep.

9:06 pm March, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

Some people just fall right off the stereotype truck. Seriously. Beat on the brats with a baseball bat.

9:20 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

Posing with two natives deep in the jungle of the Bowery,the girls are doing their service,hoping to bring the less fortunate,some much needed medication.

9:59 pm March, 15 troy tempest said...

one minute of surrealism in doucheland:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mocLWLVgQk

i bet if you asked these girls, they would tell you that he had co-morbid bullemia, juvenile lupus, and some sort of cancer, so he lives life like there is no tomorrow.

shit, they bring him home to meet the folks and the folks will be living life like there is no tomorrow in the garage with some popular jazz recordings, sitting in their near-luxury automobile, with the engine running and the ventilation ducts closed.

poontang comptrollers

12:48 am March, 16 Wheezer said...

“Dumb Fuck Authority”

12:48 am March, 16 Wheezer said...

“Tuck Authority”
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Trannies

12:55 am March, 16 Wheezer said...

“Oh, but they’re really nice guys,” I’ll bet.
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Yeah, and Red Cap the Unemployable won them over by pointing to his left eye and commanding, “Kneel before Zod!”

12:57 am March, 16 Wheezer said...

‘Ey cholo in da teal cap, choo got some boogers in you nose, man! Get a tissue or somethin’ and get dat shit outta there, man!

1:01 am March, 16 Wheezer said...

A Night at the Coxbury
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Tagline: After a night of partying, the “hard” boys go home alone…..together. “Baby don’t hurt me no more” indeed…..

3:17 am March, 16 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Giovanni Ribisi sure has changed.

Left-hand hott has a big nose, but that’s what’s so awesome about her. What are you, Steve Dallas?

3:44 am March, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Douchebags like these two are trying to cover for their obvious physical inadequacies, such as being midgets and suffering from Dwarf Cock. Since they obviously cannot afford the usual, like a Corvette or other such phallic replacement vehicles, they appropriate the tough guy aesthetic. I’d love to see Jimmy Cagny slap that phony tough guy glare right off of their faces. The pende-whores are sad, future single moms who will wait tables, bar tend, and watch their looks wither and die along with their dreams.

3:48 am March, 16 CB Popped said...

All I see are 4 vaginas.

5:59 am March, 16 FoghornLeghorn said...

Red-cap has a semi-erect penis tattooed on his Adam’s apple, and these girls giggle when he swallows.

9:05 am March, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Seriously, my biggest fear in life is that one of my lovely daughters brings home the “new boyfriend” and its one of these two losers. But I guess thats why I have a gun.
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target practice

10:42 am March, 16 Mr. Biggs said...

BTW I have to chime in with Soy Bomb here, especially having grown up in the same West Torrance/Redondo area (southwest suburb of Los Angeles). The “tough guy look” is nothing more than a look, the generational spillover from a previous generation of douchebags who thought they were tough but were just riding the coattails of the CIvil Rights movement to score as much white pussy as possible.
The value of this look continues by driving any men of any worth away like the stink of a cockroach. And it putrefies the women as well, who continue to think these are real men, and their brains decay into the vain stupor that drives all others away.

3:57 pm March, 20 Anonymous said...

Facial tatts are the loyalty rewards program of the incarcerated – earned by giving jail-head to that dude on General Population who can turn rat feces, pruno and earwax into tattoo ink.

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