Metaphysical Hooligan Saturday
The Metaphysical Hooligan and Carly Hott first appeared on the site back in June. Their rank hottie/douchey dialectic made an immediate impact.
Without realizing it, I ran a second pic of this uber-hott/uber-douche couple about a week later. Then, on Friday, I ran yet another pic of this fester-sore, calling it “The Scarecrow.”
Why did I keep forgetting the previous appearance of so distinct a hottie/douchey coupling?
My subconscious.
It is refusing to process the utterly spew-worthy mugging taking place.
But I cannot deny the truth of this toxic coupling. I must witness the sweet girl underneath that douchebaguette infection. And we all must witness the stupid-ass ginormous mandana, the white belt, the black armband, and, of course, the nip-ring.
For it is poo.
