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Tuesday, January 28, 2014
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Tuesday, December 17, 2013Reader Mail: Sara Defends Kevin Hu
Last week we posted this wonky pic of Kevin Hu rebelling against his parents and hitting on Yoshiko.
Sara writes in with a Performative Leniency defense:
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This guy is a break-dancer named Hok- he was on a couple of reality dance shows a few years ago, and now he dances for LMFAO. On the shows he always seemed like a pretty nice guy, not douchey at all- not that dancing for LMFAO is guinine, but I think money in dancing is kinda hard to come by.
Pretty sure that shit on his arm is actually a spray on for some show (he’s wearing his LMFAO pants).
He should get a nottadouche pass for a performance clause.
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Dammit. Hoised on my own Performance Leniency clause.
Theatricality that may appear douchey is sometimes forgiven if theatricality is called for, that is true. For instance, Gene Simmons is nottadouche when dressed up for Kiss, but isadouche when acting like, well, Gene Simmons.
But for Kevin? Not in service of impressing Yoshiko.
Sorry, Sara. None shall pass.
Thursday, December 12, 2013Swole Man River
Swole man river,
Dat swole man river
Dem greased up chest shave,
Dey shave that man cave,
Dey jes’ keeps roidin’
Dey keeps on roidin’ along.
Dey don’t fist poodles,
An’ dey don’t fist pumpkins,
An’ dem dat fists ’em
is soon givin’ blumpkins,
But swole man river,
Dey jes keeps roidin’ along….
Coffee time.
Monday, November 11, 2013Vinnie Cappadicci Purchases a Blue Watch
Angie Cappaducco is impressed.
The waiter scratches his nads.
A fly buzzes against a windowsill.
The second hand ticks.
And a planet hurtles towards the abyss.
Too depressing for a Monday morning? Take it up with complaints.
Monday, June 3, 2013Velvet Underwear
Oldbag Kenneth’s got sod.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013Thank you 'Bag Hunters and Huntresses….
The coiff has been refueled with all sorts of skeezy HCwDB to the point in which your humb narrs feels itchy just for having looked at that much depressing evidence of cultural toe suckage.
And not good toe suckage.
I’m talking foot fung toe suckage after a week of running around playing live-action fusball in a dirty sock toe suckage.
Certainly enough for a week of quality mock.
Props and thanks to all who sent in pics. Your submissions and efforts never go unappreciated. If you didn’t do what you do, I might have to work more than an hour a week on this here site.
Bringin’ it tomorrow…
