Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

1:23 pm December, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Yoshiko probably knows just enough Muay Thai to kick your spleen out your nose.

1:25 pm December, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Kirk was a hornball. He was always trying to score with green alien babes and went they went to less developed planets he was all over the cave dwelling bitches and shit

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Son

1:31 pm December, 11 Guid is Good said...

Kevin Hu seems to be losing his battle against becoming a gay Asian aerobics instructor.

1:36 pm December, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Gaysian ?

1:49 pm December, 11 purpledrank said...

15 dollar too beaucoup. 5 dollars each.” “Me sucky sucky. Me love you too much.” “5 dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.” “Okay, 10.

2:18 pm December, 11 SonnyChibaChoad said...

HuZubazzjumpoff

2:19 pm December, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rumor has it Nelson Mandela took one look at this picture and immediately expired.

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Too soon?

2:35 pm December, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This certainly puts a different slant on things.

2:47 pm December, 11 The Dude said...

Hu-wat Was he thinking? Is he in some kind of circus act like the funny guy from Ocean’s Eleven?

2:51 pm December, 11 DadBag said...

Appears that arm could be sort of twisted and detached GI Joe style.

3:04 pm December, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Spray on tatts?

3:57 pm December, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just remembered why I stayed around this site in the first place and it was for the cheap Star-Trek reference one day. And I mean I remember Star Trek in the 60’s baby, when I was swinging in toddling clothes. We didn’t have any fucking diapers back then. They wrapped ya up in old rags, even after girls went on the pill and shit. Cathoilic girls like my mother, the horny cunt. Ask Douchey Wallnutes about how slutty my mom is. And as for the reason why I have stayed here is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRnSnfiUI54. Son and shit.

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Fuc U L

5:32 pm December, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I never said the Rev’s Mom was slutty (respect) except when I may have. Word to Rev’s Mother.

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5:36 pm December, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Speaking of Star Trek, that Nichelle Nichols who played Uhura was one of the original Spinner Chicks along with Julie Newmar, Dawn Wells and Yvonne Craig.

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She was known for giving Skull whilst humming, “I Loves You Porgy.”

5:40 pm December, 11 A said...

Why is that when I see Asian girls here I always think Tranny?!?

6:12 pm December, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Wow. A picture of an Asian and had to wait 5 agonizing posts before the racist Full Metal Jacket quotes. DB1 can you please install a bot to do this automatically, and more quickly like god intended?

4:24 am December, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Nottadouche. He doesn’t have one femtogram of testosterone in his veins. He’s maybe 15% superhero, 30% queerbag, 105% fabulous.

8:52 am December, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why do I think Kevin Hu uses a statue of Richard Simmons instead of of a FleshLight?

9:21 am December, 12 DarkSock said...

If Baron Von Goolo were still alive he’d explain that Mr. Hu is fishing for those gals with a very particular tentacle porn fetish…

2:30 pm December, 16 Sara said...

This guy is a break-dancer named Hok- he was on a couple of reality dance shows a few years ago, and now he dances for LMFAO. On the shows he always seemed like a pretty nice guy, not douchey at all- not that dancing for LMFAO is guinine, but I think money in dancing is kinda hard to come by.

Pretty sure that shit on his arm is actually a spray on for some show (he’s wearing his LMFAO pants).

He should get a nottadouche pass for a performance clause.