PompaDouche
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Tuesday, July 9, 2013
Hair Jordan And Ref Tina
To white belt or not to white belt?
Mullet over and get back to me.
Wednesday, June 19, 2013Trent's Chinatown Birthday Bash Will End in Frustration
For little does Trent know, but Myen Shii is Paid-to-Pose, Beijing Style.
And if you don’t know what this is, just be grateful you still have two kidneys.
I have no idea what that means. Some of my best friends are Asian American. Do not judge me. I don’t come to your place of business and tell you to stop trading stocks.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013Leisure Suit Lenny Gets Sexy with April
Leisure Suit Lenny’s stylin’ leisure suit gives special resonance to his ironically delivered “can you see yourself in my pants?” joke. April giggles politely. Because she has student loans to pay off.
Thursday, February 7, 2013Mo Flanders Has Crabs
I have no idea what this headline means. Old Simpsons flashbacks may be involved.
I do know that I like Raisin Bran. I don’t just mean like. I mean like like. Like I like to snuggle up all cozy in each sugar coated raisin and search for my Rosbudian lost childhood like a whimpering man child from Alpha Centurai.
Yup. No more caffeine for me.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013Andrew Douche Clay Hugs the Curves
Hickory Dickory Dock,
His hair’s the shape of a block.
The clock struck two,
Don’t know about you,
But her boots I’d love to knock.
The gauntlet has been thrown. I declare this to be Limerick Tuesday. If you think you can lower the bar more than me then click on the comments link and have at. Son.
Perhaps there is a douche / nottadouche subtext here as well? I must admit…With this PompaDouche here, I can’t decide whether I want to mock him or drink beer with him.
Or both.
And kudos to his brazen fondle of Kim Stackley’s perfect pelvic pooch, for she is verily stacked like a brick shithouse**.
**That’s high praise for a nice figure down here in the South. Don’t know how they say it in Canada. Hosers.
