Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Leisure Suit Lenny Gets Sexy with April
Leisure Suit Lenny’s stylin’ leisure suit gives special resonance to his ironically delivered “can you see yourself in my pants?” joke. April giggles politely. Because she has student loans to pay off.
Hagoonyan Noodleoonyan and his Persian Princess, Hjchkejngthrewosokst, celebrate with lamb, brandy and American club music to which they have no idea how to react to after their citizen swearing in ceremony
.
.
I can smell the B.O. from here
.
Eagle Rock
99.8% chance this is the backseat of a white limousine. Persiatic Princesses can only tongue the long pork in a white limousine or BMW… so it is written.
That’s not a leisure suit, mate.
.
*This* is a leisure suit…
.
http://thatblueyak.blogspot.com/2012/06/leisure-suit-round-up-70s-style-as-if.html
If you’re gonna rock a leisure suit, I would say start here
http://thesuitsofjamesbond.com/?p=1001
These two are a strong argument against expanding the EU. But it is already so stuffed what the hell. Welcome aboard. Please leave your donkey outside.
Leisure Suit Lenny has a scrotum of aluminum foil and genetically altered spermozoa cells. April is a tight, Jewish American Princes whose family history dates back to Abraham, Issac, Jacob and Larry Fine.
“Eein my country yak felch is national sport, camel turd is main export, even on our flag you zee. Uh how you say uh zee golden shower,yes? Iz customary vhen taking voman out vor firz time, like tonight.”
–
“How ve meet you azk? She promise to me at birth by fadduh, he lose game of camel race to my fadduh vee meet for firz dime tonight, golden zhower time zooon eh eh eh! This zuit is dowry, you like? Come zit vis uz, I pay for zee uh bottle zervcie, you like? No that iz not cologne I wear is grilled lamb, you like?”
April trims her bush once a year and donates it to Locks of Love where it is made into 3 wigs for children afflicted with cancer.
^Merkins of hope?
CJTD FTW.
I don’t think this photo has anything to do with the EU, but instead is what is under all of those sheets and burkahs and shit that youse all see the Arabs wearing when they is on theys home turf. When they are out and about in London or the Big Apple, they can party and have extra-marital coitus without the fear of being stoned. And by being stoned I do not mean in the Rev Chad way.
.
Plus nobody in the EU has money to party anymores. Theys bankrupt.
nope, I think what he is really saying is, “can you pee in my pants?”
….Sock, oblige him!
Dark Sock is a rare breed, like SJP against some of
Vin’s fine examples of Sephardim. I would not fuck SJP with a cock. I would not fuck her with a rock. I may agree that she can be fucked by Sock. My Ashkanoozis put that foot to shame. Fuck you Carrie Bradshaw you NY whoooor. Son. I’m going to get stoned and shit. Son.
^You get it girl.
LL Lenny Odious. He looks like a leprechaun!
Good stuff, Cap’M