Monday, February 28, 2005

    Sexy Sadie with Two Dim Shadies

    whatevs
    Oh Sexie Sadie…caught between the poles (literally) of Perma-Lose and WallStreet Douche…can you blame your Sicilian Carnivore WingGirl from walking away in disgust/self-loathing jealousy? We too are jealous…O that alibaster Elvira skin…

    Posts have been sparse in this wormhole into 2005…Spinal Meningitis is calming down and the Socklets will soon ship back to the Present Ex-Mrs. Sock so salad days will soon return. Until then…here’s a pair o’ pears.

    Just hang in there as I make the necessary adjustments.

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    Sunday, February 27, 2005

    Friday Haiku

    creepy creepy creepy“Seems like a nice guy”
    Thought Jill. But his Hyundai’s trunk
    Has plastic sheeting.

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    Dented cranium
    Is the new Botox. Forehead
    Becomes a Fivehead

    Vin Douchal said…

    Love child, Mike Tyson
    and the Jocelyn Wildenstein
    With a strong gay vibe

    Charles Douchewin said…

    Varsity Jacket.
    With trophy wife. The DeVry
    reunion kicks off!

    Plastic Bleeth awards
    Prize for “Eyes Closest To Center
    Of Head.” Award night.

    Jacques Doucheteau said…

    Smooth complexion,
    with luscious lips and sexy gaze.
    The girl is cute too.

    Dickie Fingers said…

    Tyson’s son laments
    his empty trust fund account
    Jill goes back to work

    Where did the top of
    His head go? Oh wait it was
    Used to fill her tits.

    Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

    Dextor will always
    be sensitive ’bout salad
    tong marks from his birth.

    Magnum Douche P.I. said…

    Cheek implants, bolt-on
    boobs, bottle blond, capped teeth.
    Bad taste in men, real deal.

    hermit said…

    Her first date with Carl:
    Dined on mustard and biscuits,
    Then killed with sling-blade

    Wheezer said…

    Ted Danson sequel
    “Three Boobs and Gorilla Mask”
    won’t win box office.

    It puts the forehead
    In the basket, or it gets
    The hose. The Goolo hose.

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    Lobotomy scars
    Are the new tattoos in Vegas
    She gets hers this night

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    Saturday, February 26, 2005

    Friday Haiku 4 Hatters, Yo

    No, we mock asstrads like youTina Tanned Tatas
    Mocks YOU, the Hatters. Lo! Hark!
    What have you to say?

    FratDouche Billy Bob
    With His Glow-Worm™ Belt Dildo™
    Leads her from the Club.

    Nancy, sofa-sized,
    Smirks from her sofa at us –
    Our perceived demise.

    Do you go gently
    Into that poo-orange night,
    Or rage a’gin it?

     

    Esteemed Gentlemen
    (and the Reverend Chad Kroeger)
    I pee in that horse.

    The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
    She stopped eating horse
    Since the gyroscope was put
    In her Donkey Hole.

    hermit said…
    Horse meat ain’t all bad
    a delicacy in France
    and at Taco Bell

    DoucheyWallnuts said…
    Neckbeard in background
    Happy he’s not with these two
    Talks to potted plant

    Capt. James T. Douche said…
    She looks likes she earns
    A living queefing into
    Bags she sells online
    ** ^WTF? I dig it though. -D.S.**

    Vin Douchal said…
    Machmoud Al-Largeman
    Planted ass bomb in men’s room
    Slinks back to losers

    DoucheyWallnuts said…
    The Rhinoplasty
    Improved her face a little
    So did the fake tits

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    Thursday, February 24, 2005

    the exxon valdezGroupon…you’re doing it wrong.*
    *Belated Haiku front-pagers posted.

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    Wednesday, February 23, 2005

    fRIDAY HAIKU

    red pantsJoo dare look at Bro?
    Joo suffer d’ Roundhouse keek
    From deez roho pants!

    Charles Douchewin said…

    TongueHolio leers.
    Like a persistent Sleestak,
    he appears – again.

    A man looks into
    The abyss long enough, he
    Turns into Joo Bro.

    Magnum Douche P.I. said…

    Donkey Douche’s little
    bro Ferret Douche. Half the size,
    still a full-on tool.

    Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

    Roho’s anger rises
    as he is unable to
    raise Roho Jr.

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    How big’s the Snapper
    On a little person Bleeth?
    This guy will find out

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    Tuesday, February 22, 2005

    Ironic Hipster Beard Goes for the JUGGGular

    The douche detector works!Perhaps HipsterDouche Stinkle Von NeckBeard macking on Boob-a-licious Betty (possible cousin to Francine?),  may be less pressing than, oh, say, his need of a shower. What say you…Nottadouche and go do some body-wash? Or is the Rob Halford Ironically Worn Metal Hat in combo with the Grizzly Adams throw-back veneer simply too much?

    Hold forth, as e’er, in the comments section.

    I shall have belated last-week Haiku front-pagers up soon.  SOns.

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    Monday, February 21, 2005

    Monday Thought and Link

    vinnie's got  bad case of fugmigliaBehold, Ye faithful…Lo tho I’ve been battling the spinal meningitis and what not I have perhaps found The Holy Grail…could this be…The Face of Fenny Argentina, aka AssPear LaPlante?***

    Hold forth your deliberations and predilections in yonder Comments Section. Sons.

    ***Note:  You may need to gaze upon this image for 4 hours or more before you actually see a face.

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    Sunday, February 20, 2005

    Friday Haiku – Thursday 4th o’ July Edition. SOn.

    kitty's got a good bumperWell, the 2005 time machine posts have been a bit spotty. Spinal meningitis got me down. But we’ll get this boat back up on plane after the 4th f’shizzle.

    In the meantime just lookit the bumper on Kitty, wouldya?

    ********
    O Feline Princess
    How I pine to put litter
    All up in your box…

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    Saturday, February 19, 2005

    Friday Haiku

    Maynard the IT gangsterThe I.T. Gangsta
    Can unjam your copier,
    Install Windows. Yo.

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    Friday, February 18, 2005

    Greenie Weenie needs guidance counseling

    greenie weenieBehold the now-former co-worker of one of our un-named regs. Due to unspecified TomDouchery he now finds himself unemployed.

    Rather than mock this pour soul I figured you guys could suggest a new career path befitting his…um…skillset.

    Or mercilessly mock the mofo.

    Why not both!

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