Sunday, February 27, 2005

Friday Haiku

creepy creepy creepy“Seems like a nice guy”
Thought Jill. But his Hyundai’s trunk
Has plastic sheeting.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Dented cranium
Is the new Botox. Forehead
Becomes a Fivehead

Vin Douchal said…

Love child, Mike Tyson
and the Jocelyn Wildenstein
With a strong gay vibe

Charles Douchewin said…

Varsity Jacket.
With trophy wife. The DeVry
reunion kicks off!

Plastic Bleeth awards
Prize for “Eyes Closest To Center
Of Head.” Award night.

Jacques Doucheteau said…

Smooth complexion,
with luscious lips and sexy gaze.
The girl is cute too.

Dickie Fingers said…

Tyson’s son laments
his empty trust fund account
Jill goes back to work

Where did the top of
His head go? Oh wait it was
Used to fill her tits.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Dextor will always
be sensitive ’bout salad
tong marks from his birth.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

Cheek implants, bolt-on
boobs, bottle blond, capped teeth.
Bad taste in men, real deal.

hermit said…

Her first date with Carl:
Dined on mustard and biscuits,
Then killed with sling-blade

Wheezer said…

Ted Danson sequel
“Three Boobs and Gorilla Mask”
won’t win box office.

It puts the forehead
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. The Goolo hose.

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Lobotomy scars
Are the new tattoos in Vegas
She gets hers this night

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12:19 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dented cranium
Is the new Botox. Forehead
Becomes a Fivehead

12:21 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Planet of the Apes
Had monkeys without makeup
*cough* guy on right *cough*

12:35 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mongor’s lost brother
Scoring plastic Vegas Bleeths
With a dented head

12:37 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Lobotomy scars
Are the new tattoos in Vegas
She gets hers this night

1:15 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her massive pontoons
Distract from her vacant gaze
And her taste in men

1:16 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you write haiku
And no one ever reads it
Does it count as mock?

1:20 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mixing the races
Is never a good idea
Separate these two

1:21 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When ideas run low
Use racist jokes when mocking
Since nobody’s here

2:35 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Love child, Mike Tyson
and the Jocelyn Wildenstein
With a strong gay vibe

2:38 pm July, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Varsity Jacket.
With trophy wife. The DeVry
reunion kicks off!

2:40 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

A crazy eyed dude,
Sculptured bimbo turn stomachs
Too close to breakfast

2:42 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Yamulke hides peak
Of recent convert’s pinhead
Breast milk not kosher

2:44 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

This couple is “Meh”
Too hard to be erudite
On this fine webpage

2:45 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As it rose, Baron
Von Frankenstein viewed it’s face
And said…..”It’s Alive?”

2:46 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bree Olson finds new
Love with minor celebrity
Charlie Shine… #Losing.

2:49 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Plastic Bleeth awards
Prize for “Eyes Closest To Center
Of Head.” Award night.

3:14 pm July, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Smooth complexion, with
luscious lips and sexy gaze.
The girl is cute too.

3:18 pm July, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

It’s been a really
really, really long time since
I’ve seen lips that swole.

3:20 pm July, 25 Jacques Doucheteau said...

For the love of GOD
Do not let this douche have a
child with Orin Fox.

3:27 pm July, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

Tyson’s son laments
his empty trust fund account
Jill goes back to work

3:29 pm July, 25 Dickie Fingers said...

Some quality links from Jacques today.

3:48 pm July, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Varsity Jacket ?
Douchebag must have lettered in
cosmetology

4:40 pm July, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Where did the top of
His head go? Oh wait it was
Used to fill her tits.

4:43 pm July, 25 Capt. James T. Douche said...

The future is here
These sex robots are almost
Totally life like

4:51 pm July, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Stockholm Syndrome must
be the only thing keeping
her from taking flight.

4:53 pm July, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He says, “I’m all ears”
when she babbles about self.
They’re in his pockets.

4:56 pm July, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dexter waits for the
roofies to kick in before they
board boat “Slice of Life”.

4:57 pm July, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d make a crack about her monkey hole in conjunction with a gyroscope but that’s the Rev’s turf.

5:00 pm July, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Voices in Dextor’s
head remind him of mom nags.
Run soccer MILF, run!
.
.
Dexter + Mongor = Dextor

5:25 pm July, 25 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Cheek implants, bolt-on
boobs, bottle blond, capped teeth. Bad
taste in men, real deal.

5:30 pm July, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dextor will always
be sensitive ’bout salad
tong marks from his birth.
.
Chili’s shout down soon
after placement of fetus
near salad dressing.
.
Bullies always called
him Tongholio all through
his high school classes.
.
Tonight Dextor gets
his revenge with paid-to-pose
hott. Bullies still laugh.

5:41 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Go ahead Et Tu. I’m too stooned.

5:57 pm July, 25 hermit said...

Her first date with Carl:
Dined on mustard and biscuits,
Then killed with sling-blade

6:20 pm July, 25 Wheezer said...

Ted Danson sequel
“Three Boobs and Gorilla Mask”
won’t win box office.

8:53 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Before surgery
She looked like him. She was him.
I just blew my mind

9:01 pm July, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mockable moment
Brought to you by Las Vegas
Where mutants roam free

9:50 pm July, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

World-class derision.
Wallnuts lays down truth-to-mock.
His Haiku Hat Trick.

11:27 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She doesn’t do fiveheads
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Franken Hole.

11:28 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the forehead
In the basket, or it gets
The hose. The Goolo hose.

12:42 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad 2
Had the same freaked out look when
Catheter entered.

12:43 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad 2
Had an accidental bedpan
Side blow. It was them.

12:47 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So I’m stoned cooking
A pork shoulder for some pork
And I’m fucking stoned.

12:49 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I recommend the
Bose mini speaker for your
Computer sons. /stooooooooooooondx?

10:50 pm July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Rev, finally you can do what you were meant to do.
.
Shitfaced at the Jersey Shore.
.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/07/25/federal-marijuana-and-alcohol-driving-research/12496767/

1:02 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Homework done. Totally baked on Canadian Weed (respect). Total zen stoned. Fucking z on this piece of shit is shit fuck, broken fucking trackpad bullshit. Fuck you Sterve Jobs. This iPhine shit ismsomethigI dont need either. My father almost died and now he’s better. Super adrenaline rush when that life shit happens.
.
Regarding the stoned thing, my balance is so fucked I couldn’t count backwards. Fuck man. I think a downtown neighbourhood teen fag tried to fuck my mouth when I was about 6. I just left the situation. If he was rough, I might ave liked it. Anyhows ! I think all that abuse shit is a bunch of Obama cock-sucking, commie, pinko, deadbeat, Huffpost watching, Greek cocksucker liberal eat coast faggery

1:09 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock’s mother has labia minora, labia majora, and labia Dinah Shora. Fuck I’m stoned####Stoooned

1:33 am July, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Let us not forget the way we groove into ourselves. For to groove unto oureslves we must truly be plush. And the season of the atonement is coming soon.
.

4:37 pm July, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev
.
I think this kid has more talent than Miss Meytal but he ain’t nearly as good lookin’:
.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1qg9myFCqw
.
Or do you like guitar players?
.

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