Yes I know it's Wednesday
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Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Headband Joey and Innocent Irene Spend a Quiet Evening in Vegas
In an unrelated story, I am out of HoHos. Like zero. In the house.
I have baby formula. But no HoHos.
This is an unacceptable development.
It’s worse than the if the Polar Vortex brought an army of twerking zombie Nazis holding 80s boomboxes over their heads playing the latest Robin Thicke.
Yeah I used that link before as a joke. And I’ll use it again.
HoHos I says.
Bring them to me.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013Old Brotha Mel Sings the Hit the Road Blues
Even Evil Yellow Sunball realizes that Old Brotha Mel is not a ‘bag. He is the Mack.
Connie and Priscilla giggle politely. Little do they know that Old Brotha Mel still brings it.
Wednesday, May 1, 2013Hungover on Thursday…
Ole’ Tex Wildflower keeps on keepin’ on,
Like an ageless Willie Nelson song,
The ladies in Reno,
Get fondled during Keno,
And Ole’ Tex done beat the Devil all along.
Or, more to the point about your humb narrs:
Rice wine with sushi is a trick,
It seems so benign, yet has a kick,
It goes well with tekka maki,
And with chicken teriyaki,
And the next thing you know I am sick.
