Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Old Brotha Mel Sings the Hit the Road Blues
Even Evil Yellow Sunball realizes that Old Brotha Mel is not a ‘bag. He is the Mack.
Connie and Priscilla giggle politely. Little do they know that Old Brotha Mel still brings it.
I’m confused as to the dress code in the Gravity Soundbar. Debra’s wearing corset and leggings, hottie in the background is wearing wife beater and shorts, Gooch in the cage has no shirt on at all (though he may have lost it whilst defending his sandwich from Khloe Kardashian).
John Largeman enjoys being fellated while staring into the backside of Evil Yellow Sunball.
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Joan Largetits does not enjoy the advances of Guayabera Man.
very possible that Mel banged their moms & aunties back in the day when they auditioned for the chorus
Worst club ever. Ever !
I thought Cab Calloway was dead.
Did John and Joanie Largeman decide to give the crowd a show?
John: Listen Joanie, we get into the Go Go Dancer cage, I strip down and you do what comes natural.
Joanie: You mean eating and making the flab on my arm flap when I dump more mayo on my fries?
This must be the wake for that Cirque Douche Soliel performer that bought it in Vegas.
Darksock @12:32 wins this.
Brotha Mel is ‘splainin’ “the only good thing god ever made that was white is the whitewalls on my ’53 caddy, bitches”
Connie won’t be giggling when she realizes the harmonica Brotha Mel offered to teach her to play is 10 inches long and the only music it makes is “mmpgh.. mmpgh.. ohmygodicantbreth”
Upon close-up examination, that is a white dude with a serious tan, playing dress-up. How many of the above comments remain valid?
Do these orange pants make my ass look available?
Brotha Mel is part Thursen Howell III, part Liberace. He’s a little too high on the fabulosity scale to have any real cred. Sorry Mel.
Bifferson Dinksmeller carefully and thoroughly explains GAP accounting to Mary’s cleavite.
Ms. Orange pants doesn’t seem to believe that Old Brotha Mel still has a wicked pimp-slappin’ hand.
Why is Evil Yellow Sunball the chaperon for Anna and Kris Benson’s weekly therapy session?
That’s Pimp Daddy Mel. And those are his ho’s.
I like the brunette. I think she goes to the same pilates class as me.
Brotha Mel can still pull the 5 heads, fo sho.
I used to look for t’n’a. Now I have developed a 5 head obsession. Thank you very little for that.