Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Old Brotha Mel Sings the Hit the Road Blues

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Even Evil Yellow Sunball realizes that Old Brotha Mel is not a ‘bag. He is the Mack.

Connie and Priscilla giggle politely. Little do they know that Old Brotha Mel still brings it.

# posted by douchebag1
11:46 am July, 10 Douche Wayne said...

I’m confused as to the dress code in the Gravity Soundbar. Debra’s wearing corset and leggings, hottie in the background is wearing wife beater and shorts, Gooch in the cage has no shirt on at all (though he may have lost it whilst defending his sandwich from Khloe Kardashian).

11:50 am July, 10 FredN. said...

John Largeman enjoys being fellated while staring into the backside of Evil Yellow Sunball.

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Joan Largetits does not enjoy the advances of Guayabera Man.

12:15 pm July, 10 creature said...

very possible that Mel banged their moms & aunties back in the day when they auditioned for the chorus

12:17 pm July, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Worst club ever. Ever !

12:28 pm July, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I thought Cab Calloway was dead.

12:29 pm July, 10 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Did John and Joanie Largeman decide to give the crowd a show?

John: Listen Joanie, we get into the Go Go Dancer cage, I strip down and you do what comes natural.

Joanie: You mean eating and making the flab on my arm flap when I dump more mayo on my fries?

12:32 pm July, 10 DarkSock said...

This must be the wake for that Cirque Douche Soliel performer that bought it in Vegas.

12:37 pm July, 10 FredN. said...

Darksock @12:32 wins this.

12:54 pm July, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brotha Mel is ‘splainin’ “the only good thing god ever made that was white is the whitewalls on my ’53 caddy, bitches”

12:58 pm July, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Connie won’t be giggling when she realizes the harmonica Brotha Mel offered to teach her to play is 10 inches long and the only music it makes is “mmpgh.. mmpgh.. ohmygodicantbreth”

1:19 pm July, 10 FredN. said...

Upon close-up examination, that is a white dude with a serious tan, playing dress-up. How many of the above comments remain valid?

1:27 pm July, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Do these orange pants make my ass look available?

1:35 pm July, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brotha Mel is part Thursen Howell III, part Liberace. He’s a little too high on the fabulosity scale to have any real cred. Sorry Mel.

1:38 pm July, 10 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bifferson Dinksmeller carefully and thoroughly explains GAP accounting to Mary’s cleavite.

1:39 pm July, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ms. Orange pants doesn’t seem to believe that Old Brotha Mel still has a wicked pimp-slappin’ hand.

1:41 pm July, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why is Evil Yellow Sunball the chaperon for Anna and Kris Benson’s weekly therapy session?

2:24 pm July, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s Pimp Daddy Mel. And those are his ho’s.

2:31 pm July, 10 Douchble Helix said...

I like the brunette. I think she goes to the same pilates class as me.

6:11 pm July, 10 The Dude said...

Brotha Mel can still pull the 5 heads, fo sho.

7:29 pm July, 10 The Dude said...

I used to look for t’n’a. Now I have developed a 5 head obsession. Thank you very little for that.

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