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Monday, November 25, 2013
Byron Tries To Look Like an Art Student at 30
Sexy Mama Karen isn’t really that impressed. But these Corona Lights aren’t going to drink themselves while complaining that Damien Hirst is the Michael Bay of Andy Warhols.
Wednesday, March 13, 2013Cirque Du Soleil Moon Frye
For you kids too young to remember, Soleil Moon Frye was one of the original porn stars on Saturday Night Live. From there, she had guests spots on Bosom Bodies, Fantasy Love Boat, The B Team, and Behind the True Hollywood Story.
Then, in the 90s, she toured for awhile as the roadie for Citizen Dick.
Yup.
Got nuthin’.
Where’s my Cheerios.
Friday, May 18, 2012Artbags
Artbags.
Still out there.
Still annoyed by the mid 1960s turn from abstract expressionism to postmodern figurative collage.
Monday, April 2, 2012Jack Smellington and his Korner Chameleons Disapprove of Vinnie DP's Loss to Enrique…
Escaped Laundry Gimp Jack Smellington disapproves of Enrique’s trouncing of his home-skillet Vinnie for the weekly, and to a lesser extent, so do his suicide grrlz.
However, after summarily dismissing this Incredible Sulk I would then offer to console Raven Mid-Riff and Raccoon-Eyed Susan with a good ol’ fashioned Kraft Mayonnaise rub-down, just like my Uncle used to give all us tykes before he was sent up to the Mississippi Nervous Hospital at Whitfield.
Now begone, Jack Smellington…nobody puts boobies in a corner.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011The Party Pirates Voted
That annoying couple at the party that dresses theatrically and probably lives in San Francisco just voted in the HCwDB of the Month. Have you voted yet?
Not that there’s anything wrong with most people in San Francisco. It’s one of my favorite cities.
But lets be honest. Performative Dressup Theatricalbag Party Pirates with fidoras? The Mission Street 2BR/2BA odds are at least 18%.
