Big Legged Women
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Friday, February 14, 2014
Valentine's Day Haiku
As they couch-flounce here,
Jenna Jameson looks on
Disapprovingly.
Or…
On Valentine’s Day,
Cupid, draw back your bow, and
Pin them to this couch.
Randy deals cocaine
A lot, lot lot of cocaine
And his clients suck
— saulgoode42
Douche doppelgänger
Same end as Phil S. Hoffman
Too soon to make joke?
— THEONETRUEDOUCHE
They don’t do drummers
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey holes.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Asian girls bookend
Big legged blonde in middle
Want her bro to scram
— Vin Douchal
This pic makes me wish
Cupid shot a flamethrower
Instead of arrows
— hermit
Gregg Allman bloated
From liver transplant and booze
Still can pull the Hotts
— DoucheyWallnuts
