Friday, February 14, 2014

Valentine's Day Haiku

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As they couch-flounce here,
Jenna Jameson looks on
Disapprovingly.

Or…

On Valentine’s Day,
Cupid, draw back your bow, and
Pin them to this couch.

Randy deals cocaine
A lot, lot lot of cocaine
And his clients suck

– saulgoode42

 

Douche doppelgänger
Same end as Phil S. Hoffman
Too soon to make joke?
— THEONETRUEDOUCHE

They don’t do drummers
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey holes.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Asian girls bookend
Big legged blonde in middle
Want her bro to scram
— Vin Douchal

This pic makes me wish
Cupid shot a flamethrower
Instead of arrows
— hermit

Gregg Allman bloated
From liver transplant and booze
Still can pull the Hotts
— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:21 am February, 14 saulgoode42 said...

Randy deals cocaine
A lot, lot lot of cocaine
And his clients suck

7:31 am February, 14 Vinegar and Water said...

Thor and his watch
The new girl from accounting
Big Hammer, Asian Pie

7:34 am February, 14 Dan said...

Life is excellent
for Greg the Hammer Valentine
Babes think he is Hulk

7:49 am February, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Bob with H’s three
Hoping it is Hot, Hot, Hot
Finds Ho, Ho, Herpes

7:52 am February, 14 Anthony LaBaglia said...

It’s Greg the Ham Valentine

7:57 am February, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Douche doppelgänger
Same end as Phil S. Hoffman
Too soon to make joke?

8:01 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Gregg Allman bloated
From liver transplant and booze
Still can pull the Hotts

8:02 am February, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

3+5=?
Bob, Gayping, Suzy say two
Blondie is confused

8:03 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Tranny Sisters
Want to hook up with Blondie
No, not the fat guy

8:06 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Why did the good Lord
Make all the chinks to trannies.
I like yellow meat.

8:07 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Cankle Club. Where
All the ladies where Tommy
Copper underpants.

8:08 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Which one of these things
Is not like the other, Son?
You figure it out

8:08 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

69 year old
Rev Chad just called to confirm
Future thrombosis.

8:09 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They don’t do drummers
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey holes.

8:10 am February, 14 scooby douche said...

The Crue final tour
Vince Neil training for his role
Banging woo hotties half his age

8:10 am February, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Bob loses smug grin
Trannies double team Blondie
Bob gets to wipe up.

8:11 am February, 14 The Dude said...

The Club Med Girlies
Get photobombed by the doc
Delivering meds

8:11 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Backward peace signs throw
Me into a terrible rage.
It may be the cold.

8:12 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I threw a desk set
Out two months ago. Still can’t
See the fucking thing.
.
Fucking snow.

8:13 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chinese chicks look
Best at twenty, bent over,
And with cummy face.

8:15 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I find the term “Chink”
To be offensive. I like
Slope or Zipper Head

8:21 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Love the Asian pubes
Black as night and pinch a bit
Gash like Gummy Bear

8:24 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

If you haven’t banged
An Asian, you have missed out
Add to Fuckit List

8:35 am February, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Regs got up early
this morning to shovel snow
and run A-game mock

8:38 am February, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Hott on right with hand
on blond’s knee gives me a huge
throbbing renob, son !

8:40 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My kids have started
Listening to Avicii
DB1 you’re doomed!

8:42 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The only way I’m
Getting to work today
Is a Skidoobie.

8:42 am February, 14 Docotr Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chris Jericho’s corpse
gets more action than he did
alive. Bleeth trannies rule!

8:44 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Despite the mocking
I’d bang all 3 of these Bleeths
And maybe the guy

8:52 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like the chinky
Dark thin labia and large
Brown erect nipplage.

8:55 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Valentine’s Day is
Special. I get to eat pizza
And fuck old Jew ass.

8:56 am February, 14 Charles Douchewin said...

@ Rev 8:40
.
Wake me up when it’s
all over. When I’m wiser
and post is over.

8:57 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Jenna Jamieson
Would be a great date. She drunk
Hot and does the anal.

8:58 am February, 14 Charles Douchewin said...

Wheezer, where have we
seen the hott on right, in white?
Rice like white on…wait,

8:58 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Except I may think
Of Tito Ortiz’ smelly
Balls been there before.

9:00 am February, 14 Charles Douchewin said...

Ability for
Haiku <- impaired == by having
(spent [morning, coding]).

9:01 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Damn you C. Douchewin
For having the devil lyric
Burned into brain box.

9:08 am February, 14 purpledrank said...

When Thor said no hands
He meant it literally
Now pass the soy sauce

9:10 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m a start drinking
When I get home from work and
Play with the renoBs

9:10 am February, 14 purpledrank said...

When Thor said no hands
Blond Hottie gets all weepy
No interefence

9:11 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For Valentine’s Day
I will bang The Mrs’s tits
And have hard anal

9:12 am February, 14 Docotr Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He throws up I.Q.
They throw hermaphrodite sign.
He doesn’t notice.

9:13 am February, 14 purpledrank said...

Viet Ho’s the best
Polish your pool stick gleaming
Thor not too beau coup

9:14 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For Valentine’s Day
I will watch Asian Piss Porn
Whilst drinking Makers

9:17 am February, 14 DoucheyWallnuts said...

An Asian Vulva
Is one of life’s great pleasures
“It” knows special tricks…

9:25 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Asians have a special
Docking feature that allows
Labial cock vacuum.

9:25 am February, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For Valentine’s Day
I started drinking long ago
Snow day with kids blows.

9:35 am February, 14 Vin Douchal said...

This place is a wreck
Like Pennsylvania drivers
LOL! @ Philly cars

9:36 am February, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Asian girls bookend
Big legged blonde in middle
Want her bro to scram

9:38 am February, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Hottie’s weak moment
Let limo driver strike pose
Waits/spank in the car

9:39 am February, 14 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Me love you long time G.I.
Two dollar for both of us
chubby leg blonde free

9:41 am February, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Scruffy Tom Sizemore
Tries to make a new sex tape
Told him twice, “F’ off!”

10:10 am February, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

In Russia, armless
blond hooker only costs you
two weeks of your pay

10:25 am February, 14 purpledrank said...

Blond Hott draws long straw
A bendy one would be better
Hey, where my arms at?

10:35 am February, 14 Dickie Fingers said...

How many arms are
missing in this photograph?
answer with fingers.

11:17 am February, 14 hermit said...

I feel generous
I’ll let you guys have the blondes
I’ll take the brunettes

11:18 am February, 14 hermit said...

Aerosol hair spray
And hippy body odor
Love is in the air

11:28 am February, 14 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

In Russia, bleach blond
douchebag with a six pound watch
and three hotts mocks you

11:37 am February, 14 hermit said...

This pic makes me wish
Cupid shot a flamethrower
Instead of arrows

12:03 pm February, 14 The Dude said...

It’s Valentine’s Day!
Will you and you and you be
Mine? For some big lines?

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