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Tuesday, April 9, 2013
How Bunnies Copulate
First, the male bunny pays an exhorbitant amount on his daddy’s credit card for “bottle service.”
Then the female bunny talks for a solid two hours about her future career in fashion design.
Then genitals are briefly, and safely, grinded through a protective cloth barrier to a track by Rihanna.
Wednesday, August 15, 2012The ayxhole
Ayxhole is from France.
He drives a ’93 Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable, which is a personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth and a small furry mammal.
He consumes mass quantities of chicken embryos, shredded swine flesh and Goose.
