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Mammy Miami

“You ain’t scroted nothin’ yet!”

Questions.

Whether or not this was for a weightlifting event, and meant only to simulate a tanned body, does no one at these events realize the historical offense of echoing American blackface, even if they’re in this bizarrely orange “Guidoface”?

Does the dog on the left think, “Why does my owner smell like Red Bull, shoe polish, and cultural ignorance?”

Does Krakonia on the right wish she’s stayed in Belarus instead of coming to America to work as an au pair, only to get hit on by a strange man with chemically induced skin cancer?

So many questions. So much cultural travesty. So little time.

And yes, this is not the typical HCwDB pic. But its WTFedness deserves contemplation. And by contemplation, I mean mock.