Hip Hop Bag

    Wednesday, April 11, 2012

    "Yo Quero Taco Boob?"

    Because dated references to mid 2000s advertising slogans are what passes for creativity with the DB1 these days.

    Time to call in the SuperBros.

    Yech.

    Lets counter that with Champagne Katie and a Bunny.

    Ahhhh… much better.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, June 9, 2011

    Douchebag with Promotional Materials

    Joey would like you to offer you this literature in case you were considering a career as a scrotey choadwank shoe poo assgargle.

    The Paid-to-Pose Tapout girls reconsider their decision to quit the night shift at Sizzler.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, August 31, 2010

    Suburban Gangsta Darren Says “Check My Chin Pubes, Dawg!”

    Because, yo, his tracks is about to break, dog!! Just two thousand more hits on iTunes and it’ll be all off the shizz!! He’s talkin’ poppin’ bottles with Paris at the Palms n shint!!

    Meanwhile, Carly might have scary Long Island crazy eyes, but her twin globes beckon with the pale cleavite of eternal sustenance.

    # posted by douchebag1