Thursday, June 9, 2011

Douchebag with Promotional Materials

Joey would like you to offer you this literature in case you were considering a career as a scrotey choadwank shoe poo assgargle.

The Paid-to-Pose Tapout girls reconsider their decision to quit the night shift at Sizzler.

# posted by douchebag1
9:27 am June, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sometimes you get the tap. Some times you get the out. What!
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This has been a fine ass run off chicks exceot for the Brit with the squishy face. The bodies on those college hotts with Grease have cause my testicles to retreat into my perineal cavity from whence they came. Son.

9:27 am June, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Bottle blondes with big boobs! Yay!
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Douchebag with questionable employment opportunities! Boo!

9:34 am June, 9 schlicht bindenburger said...

having thoughts of either blonde siting on my face til I tap out on their taught behinds seconds from passing out! maybe there is a new sport there somewhere?

9:53 am June, 9 Vin Douchal said...

New motorboating technique: They squeeze together while I go a-gaga between the inside boob of each of these gals while tweaking and kneading the outside boob with my hands.
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Get the Rules Commitee on the phone!

10:05 am June, 9 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Love to see this douche in the MMA cage with his promotional materials inserted in his rectum.

10:15 am June, 9 tall guy said...

Bleeth on right is practically a caricature of bottle blonde mongheaded wrongness. Sunglasses inside at night? It’d impress his mom.

10:19 am June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Uggh,

10:23 am June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

@tall guy
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“Practically”????

10:24 am June, 9 Anonymous said...

I see a new strain of fungus growing on this one.

10:25 am June, 9 Et Tu Douche? said...

Bleeth on right has an odd oblong shaped head

10:38 am June, 9 tall guy said...

@ Et Tu Douche

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(just) “Odd” ????

10:39 am June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

A lot of posing goin’ on in this one. What he is needing is an Anderson Silva straight kick right to the Nutsack. How rough do you think the skin is on these girls knees and elbows is? I imagine lots of finger cuff action for these 2, mainly one on the right. Girl on the left probablyt has to wait a lot for stray cock to fall in her lap.

10:41 am June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

horrible grammar on previous post from me. Unless Bill Clinton, only use “is” in a sentence once…

10:42 am June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Unless Bill Clinton only spooge on white/off white dresses.

10:42 am June, 9 Mandouchian Candidate said...

Unless Bill Clinton, don’t marry the first pantsuit covered camel toe that comes along.

10:43 am June, 9 Vin Douchal said...

One time when I was a little kid, I sprayed ant killer in my eye on accident. I had to wear glasses just like that for a week.
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I haven’t had any ants in my eyes since, either, those little fuccers

10:46 am June, 9 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I used to have a soul patch. Those were dark times for me.

10:48 am June, 9 creature said...

I’d tap one out on either of those hotts…as for Hector, it would neccessitate a galvanized pipe

10:50 am June, 9 creature said...

he’s a wee one too…& by wee I mean he lounges in Mr. Whites inflatable basement wading pool

11:07 am June, 9 Douchble Helix said...

Oh, I almost didn’t recognize them with their clothes on.

11:58 am June, 9 DoucheyWallnuts said...

TapOutBottleBlondeBleeth’s skirt is so short you would see her gabiles (pronounced GAB-eels) if she wasn’t shorn to the skin down below….

12:20 pm June, 9 Anonymous said...

Little typo top-side Boss… 2 yous (great name for a U2 cover band though…)

5:07 pm June, 9 Nancy Dreuche said...

Why you gotta hate on Sizzler DB1? I spent many a shrimp filled birthday there.

6:00 pm June, 9 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

This dude is a mere doucheweenie posing with two angelic hotts who appear to be far more experienced in the “ways.”
And by “ways” I mean how to get rid of a man in two easy steps.

9:22 pm June, 9 Stephanie said...

Joey needs to buy more shirts with affliction and wings on them. Fly away little shit.

3:13 am June, 10 Kamagra Oral Jelly said...

We went through a set of lead generation mechanisms and discussed the distribution of roles and obligations between the company and the channel partner.

3:32 am June, 10 Collaz B.P. said...

Joey has funny sideburns.

8:03 am June, 10 Medusa Oblongata said...

What does that say on the side of his shirt, there? “Softy”? ….I’ll bet….

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