Grieco

    Wednesday, November 7, 2012

    Barack Obama Wins, The Unholy Grieco Freaks Out, the DB1 Responds

    As part of my reconnaissance responsibilities as lead ‘bag slayer, I have been Facebook “friends” with the Unholy source Douche of the Scrotocalypse, The Grieco, for many a moon.

    I monitor this unholy cesspool as a civic duty and a national service.

    But last night, in the wake of Barack Obama winning re-election, The Grieco melted down. Here is a record of our exchange.

    Griecobag on Facebook:

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    Another 4 more years of this shit ……. we are fucked .. WOW …REALLY YOU LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING , Maybe thats why are education system 24th in the world …….pathetic…. we have turned into a stupid country… congrats to ignorance!!!!!!!

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    DB1 in Timeline:

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    And that is why you’re the source douche, Grieco.

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    Griecobag by message:

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    And I have Know idea who you are .. but your an idiot

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    It is rare indeed when DB1 and Griecobag directly clash. But when it happens, it is epic.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, October 1, 2012

    Richard Grieco, Unholy Source Douche for the Modern 'Bag Plague, Explains What a Gigolo Is

    And the Typhoid Douchey of the Grieco virus continues unabated.

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    //”When I started dripping the paint over the piece, it just seemed to come alive all of a sudden . . . I got this feeling like this is what I should be doing. I felt such a strange feeling of relief in a way.”

    “With both acting and painting, you derive from and manifest emotions you wouldn’t normally tap into…”

    “Stylistically, he has dubbed his work “abstract emotionalism,” a moniker he said captures to the “unbridled emotion” that goes into each work. ‘I paint because I have to paint, like I have to get these feelings out of my head…'”//

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    “Abstract Emotionalism” for the groin punch.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Friday, June 22, 2012

    The Douchepocalypse Dawns…

    … in the distance, a lonely wolf whimpers against a bone chilling wind…

    … the battle begins…

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, March 15, 2011

    Johnny Dipp

    Looks like The Grieco isn’t the only toxic side effect from the 21 Jump Street days.

    Mmmm… I’d Gilbert her Grapes and Benny her Joons.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Saturday, September 18, 2010

    Reader Mail: Vegas Douche Virus Takes Over Italy

    The Italodouche reports in from Italy, where the Grieco Virus is returning.

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    DB1,

    The Vegas Herpester pool party concept has now spread to the shores of the Mediterranean, now infecting the once glorious civilization known as Italy.

    Naples is one of the oldest cities in the world, and it held an important role in Magna Graecia. Much blood has been shed here throughout history(unifcation wars, WWII, mafia crimes,etc.)

    If Garibaldi were alive today, he would have to re-assemble the Expedition to defeat the new enemy.

    – the Italodouche

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    The land of Michaelangelo, Dante and Monica Bellucci has fallen on hard times indeed. Sad news, Italodouche. But, like Australia, nations can fight back. Have faith. The culture wars continue.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Sunday, September 5, 2010

    The Grieco Sings

    Richard Grieco, early 1990s nexus point for the entirety of the modern HCwDB plague (aka “The Grieco Virus”), demonstrates the douchiest acoustic guitar performance in history (with bonus weepy 90s pseudo-emotion).

    And in welcome news, internet douchepustule Nik Richie of The Dirty was recently arrested for being a scrotelick.

    # posted by douchebag1