Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Johnny Dipp

Looks like The Grieco isn’t the only toxic side effect from the 21 Jump Street days.

Mmmm… I’d Gilbert her Grapes and Benny her Joons.

# posted by douchebag1
7:19 am March, 15 Crottenham said...

Yummy, and they look real!

7:28 am March, 15 Mr. White said...

I’d jack her sparrows.

7:29 am March, 15 Mr. White said...

I’d open her Ninth Gate.

7:29 am March, 15 Mr. White said...

I’d get all up in her chocolate factory.

7:30 am March, 15 Mr. White said...

F*ck you, WordPress, I’ll post as quickly as I want to!
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I’d sleep in her hollow.

7:34 am March, 15 Mr. White said...

I’d ed her with my wood.

7:41 am March, 15 21 Hump St. said...

I’d Woodsy her Owl.
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What? Johnny Depp loves the environment. He’s just an all around dreamy guy.

8:08 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Edward her Scissorhands.

8:14 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In retrospect, it was not a good idea to not clear my browser history as I was taking the drum shells from the van. She was particularly disturbed by my unnatural obsession with Abigail Breslin nude and disdain for aging Lauren Holly. I bargained her down to no buying liquor and ordering illicit drugs from offshorepharmacy.com. Fortunately, I am expecting a shipment any day and have 24 bottles of shine in the back shed.

8:14 am March, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Zachary Quinto prior to perfecting the single eyebrow arch for his role as Spok.

8:15 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Gnarles her Barclay.

8:15 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Jimmer her final four.

8:15 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She could meltdown my fuel rod.

8:16 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Tsunami her archipelago.

8:17 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d invade her Ring of Fire.

8:17 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Jap her nese.

8:17 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Jack her Van Impe.

8:20 am March, 15 Wheezer said...

Her Babies make me Cry.

8:21 am March, 15 Wheezer said...

Did Dippster just thumb himself in the eye here? If not, let’s help him do it.

8:21 am March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d Mad Hatter her when she’s small. Son.
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And thanks to The Minister Scott Stapp while I was in shit. He’s the one who who banged her back to her senses. He’s gay and queer and bad.

8:24 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

I’d salami her hoagie roll

8:25 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

I’d tune in PBS on her knobs

8:47 am March, 15 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Welcome back Rev…
Glad to hear the pharmacology and booze issues never truely went away.

8:48 am March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

So the dorks in back would rather play a rousing game of “hot hands” instaed of of trying to Sweeney her Todds? Unbelievable.

8:58 am March, 15 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Damn, those are some great knockers!

9:15 am March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And this just in …
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In words THAT SHOULD NEVER< EVER BE PUT TOGETHER
http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/15/snooki-wwe-wrestling-video-wrestlemania-fight-crotch-bomb-layla-el/

9:21 am March, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

More like Johnny Dripp..
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And I’d Gilbert her Gottfrieds…..

9:22 am March, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Man!!! she has some nice succulent mammalian protuberances.

Son!!!

9:30 am March, 15 21 Hump St. said...

@Et Tu, don’t you mean Hmmm!, And I’d totally boob her boobs.

9:40 am March, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Her breastsesses are talking to me. They are saying, “Creamy delicious milky delights await…”

9:46 am March, 15 Wedgie said...

Arthur Fonzarelli can still pull quality tail.

9:54 am March, 15 Wheezer said...

His manscaped eyebrows are so thick, they’d make a nice patch for the hole in the ozone layer.

10:34 am March, 15 Deltus said...

I’d fuck her boobs.
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Wait, I’m not understanding this game, am I? Lemme try again…
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I’d motorboat her jugs with a clever reference to Johnny Depp and/or his works.
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Nope, still not getting it.

10:37 am March, 15 Deltus said...

Might I add, though: gawddam that’s a fine set of funbags!
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I’d From her Hell.
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Closer, but still not there. Fuck.

10:39 am March, 15 Mr. White said...

@bunsen
Seeing “Snooki” and “crotch” in the url was enough to make me not click that link. And this is coming from the guy who linked to both rusty blumpkin AND Tonetta.

10:58 am March, 15 Taint to Proud to Beg said...

I would Fear and then subsequently Loathe his Las Vegas.

11:18 am March, 15 Taint to Proud to Beg said...

I’d Holly his Robinson Pete, right after I Son’ed of his Dom DeLuise.

11:21 am March, 15 Douche Springsteen said...

There’s nothing that sets my heart a-flutter more than Mediterranean hotts with an ample bosom exposed to the world. And nothing that crushes it more than seeing one next to some greasy choad.

@Mr. White – Tonetta is a goddamn genius. Dude should be on the Canadian dollar coins. My personal favorite is “81 Inch Prime Ass”

11:37 am March, 15 Taint to Proud to Beg said...

Damnit, I must not be that big of a Depp fan since I can’t come up with anymore references.
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Wait. Just thought of one. I’d star in his Tom Petty music video if it meant I could shoplift from his ex-girlfriends purse. And I think we all know what that’s a euphamism for. (Hint: Doin’ it.)

12:12 pm March, 15 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This guy looks like a douched up older version of the kid actor from Nickelodeon’s Drake and Josh. Yeah, I got kids and the damn show is on all the time at my house.

And she has some spectacular breasteses.

12:12 pm March, 15 Phil said...

i’d mexi can her mexi can’t

12:19 pm March, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d Blake her Williams? no? well I tried. Jim Jarmusch directing with Neil Youngs soundtrack Dead Man is a good Depp movie.

1:36 pm March, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

They look like brother and sister- but I bet she gives good RangO!

1:38 pm March, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Alice would liove my wonderland!

1:40 pm March, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I’m sure she would just BLOW me-
not a Mel Gibson reference

3:50 pm March, 15 Douchie Arnaz said...

Not only was it simply “skin to win,” but tits like that simply did not exist when I was in college. Now it’s lesbian ass to mouth to win, and 34DDs are everywhere. I think it’s the hormones in the chicken.

5:11 pm March, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Just wishful thinking, or do I detect the faintest hint of areola?

5:28 pm March, 15 Lil' Fartknocker said...

I’d giggity her geshmoygan

6:46 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

She and I would become Public Enemies.

6:46 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’d get down her pants and try Finding Neverland.

6:47 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

And while I was down there, I’d peep in her Secret Window.

6:47 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Once Upon A Time In Mexico, I whacked off thinking about her boobies.

6:48 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

I would give her the box-munching From Hell.

6:48 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

I would drizzle her in Chocolat.

6:49 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

I would succle her boobehs. Yes. Yes, I would.

8:07 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I daresay the arches of his eyebrows are in equal competition with the arches of her competent tits, but his do lift while hers dangle.

10:49 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

I’d Skeet on her Ulriches.

12:56 am March, 16 Motorcycle Accessories said...

Fortunately, I am expecting a shipment any day and have 24 bottles of shine in the back shed.

8:33 am March, 16 doucheblaster said...

Great rack! I give it a 10! a mothafucking TEN!

4:29 am March, 17 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Holy Baby Jeebus on a bicycle. That dude waxed his brows into an arc that a planetary slingshot maneuver cannot even produce. That is some pretty serious Grieco Gravitational Collapse happening on his face.

4:40 pm March, 22 WrappedUpLikeADouche said...

Holy fluffy buttermilk pancakes.

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