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Saturday, February 15, 2014
Evil Yellow Sunball Does Not Approve of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
Evil Yellow Sunball has now seen it all.
Yes, that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. When douching it up with the bar hotties barely holds a candle to crack videos and the cray-cray.
When the douche virus hits the politicians, then and only then will psychedelic toad save us all.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013The Toronto Lickjay
Why do all the HCwDB pics sent it from Canada feel like a technical college graduation mixer had sex with a J.C. Penny catalog from 1985?
Thursday, January 19, 2012Callie Gets Caught in the Choadpress Machine
Be careful, Callie! It’s the Choadpress Machine of Douche! You’ll shoot your eye out!
And by eye, I mean self-esteem.
And by shoot, I mean shoot.
Thursday, November 3, 2011Breaking: The Kleenexer Turns Into a Rotting Pumpkin
Toronto’s infamous source of Canadian Douche Plague, The Kleenex Mafia, has gone from pale white douchebag hitting on A-List Canadian Hotts to this aging, rotting orange corpse of pumpkin.
Woe Canada.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011The Kleenexers Are Still Goo
Toronto’s Kleenex Mafia.
Still out there. Still wipey ass shmeg in the presence of Canadian ubergnaw.
Thursday, March 10, 2011Lineup of Dismay
“Woe Canada” continues to occupy an (un)hallowed place in our tracking of global douche culture. This confederacy of douches brings great shame to our neighbors in the great white north (Ooooooh lu ku ku luuu ku ku ku).
Now attemping to outdouche even Outbreak points like Vegas and New Jersey, the areas of Toronto may need quarantine, Outbreak Style.
Monday, January 31, 2011Carla and One Bro ™ Enjoy a Highly Contrived Beach Picnic
Carla and one of The Bros ™ from last week’s HCwDB of the Week winning Carla and the Bros ™, is now enjoying a picnic with non-Sabio and often ignored “Guy on the Left.”
Guy on the Left is one of the lesser douches from The Bros ™, a pud that received little mock upon initial appearance.
Apparently feeling ignored, Guy on the Left is determined to make inroads in terms of mockworthy spectacle, by taking the Carla seduction to creepy and highly contrived levels.
And so he lights votive candles.
And unbuttons his creepy silk shirt.
Numerous readers have lalso alerted me that Carla is the one and the same as featured in 2010’s legendary The Mountinis. As is Guy On the Left. But not Sabio.
Woe, Canada, indeed.
Monday, October 18, 2010The Kleenexer’s Best Bro Voted
Looks like The Kleenex ‘Bag is calling in his pro-bros for some support in the HCwDB of the Month.
And trying to turn a brunette party hott into a librarian hott using your hipster glasses violates at least three clauses of NAFTA.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010The Kleenex and Nicola Are Unimpressed
Unimpressed by a second Oldbag entry to compete with in Monday’s HCwDB of the Month, Mr. Kleenex Wipe, Nicola, and some random flunkie had this to say:
Unnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh. Make it rain! Blarrrrghhhllle. Yo. Mercedes.
I leave it you to decipher this cryptic challenge to the Krusties.
Friday, October 1, 2010More Responses to Toronto’s Kleenex Mafia
Toronto’s douchal infection has provoked much debate on HCwDB and many emails. Reader L.L. writes in with another perspective:
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Hey there,
I live in Toronto and know the kleenex douches. One thing you need to emphasize about these guys is that they in fact are not from Toronto or Canada at all. They are actually New Yorkers who brought their douche-dom north of the border.
So please don’t blame Canada. They are not our product.
— L.L.
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The city that allows poobaggery to flourish is indeed responsible for their flourishment, L.L. Toronto is not exempt for contributing to the amplification of douchebags like Mark and Sergio. hitting on quality Canadian munchable hoser hotts.
