Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Samurai Scrote
Samurai Scrote needs no hand gestures to attract the hott.
Samurai Scrote needs no bottle of Grey Goose.
Samurai Scrote rejects outward signs of douchitude. Samurai Scrote is higher conscious douche. You will not know Samurai Scrote by his movements or actions. Only his mind power.
And his badass head band.
Sαmurai Scrðte tack welded his penis inside Jessica Biel on the set of 7th Heaven under the scrupulous scrutiny of the honorable Reverend Eric Camden.
Samurai Scrote wears Bill Belichek as a condom…. sans hoody ofcourse
Samurai Scrote can make Phyllis Diller's skin tight… without needles or scapels
he uses his pecker surgically
Samurai Scrote makes Ethyl Mermon hit high notes… by tying knots in her ovaries
Samurai Scrote makes Betty Davis hit her marks. however, when he flexes his pecker she forgets her lines
Samurai Scrote has a Prince Albert named Gladys
Samurai Scrote brushes with bat guano & flosses with hyena tripe
Samurai Scrote shines his hubcaps with Sally Struthers bat wings while driving 90 mph on the San Diego Fwy during rush hour
Big Bird was a marshmallow peep before Samurai Scrote had him
when Samurai Scrote rips a fart, there's a tear in the space time continuum
when Samurai Scrote rips a fart, there's a tear in the space time continuum
Samurai Scröte was abandoned at birth and raised by a band of Eastern Orthodox Gypsies.