Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Samurai Scrote


Samurai Scrote needs no hand gestures to attract the hott.

Samurai Scrote needs no bottle of Grey Goose.

Samurai Scrote rejects outward signs of douchitude. Samurai Scrote is higher conscious douche. You will not know Samurai Scrote by his movements or actions. Only his mind power.

And his badass head band.

# posted by douchebag1
10:42 pm November, 13 Crucial Head said...

Sαmurai Scrðte tack welded his penis inside Jessica Biel on the set of 7th Heaven under the scrupulous scrutiny of the honorable Reverend Eric Camden.

5:07 am November, 16 creature said...

Samurai Scrote wears Bill Belichek as a condom…. sans hoody ofcourse

5:11 am November, 16 creature said...

Samurai Scrote can make Phyllis Diller's skin tight… without needles or scapels

he uses his pecker surgically

5:12 am November, 16 creature said...

Samurai Scrote makes Ethyl Mermon hit high notes… by tying knots in her ovaries

5:13 am November, 16 creature said...

Samurai Scrote makes Betty Davis hit her marks. however, when he flexes his pecker she forgets her lines

5:14 am November, 16 creature said...

Samurai Scrote has a Prince Albert named Gladys

5:15 am November, 16 creature said...

Samurai Scrote brushes with bat guano & flosses with hyena tripe

5:17 am November, 16 creature said...

Samurai Scrote shines his hubcaps with Sally Struthers bat wings while driving 90 mph on the San Diego Fwy during rush hour

5:20 am November, 16 creature said...

Big Bird was a marshmallow peep before Samurai Scrote had him

4:50 pm November, 21 creature said...

when Samurai Scrote rips a fart, there's a tear in the space time continuum

6:34 pm November, 21 creature said...

when Samurai Scrote rips a fart, there's a tear in the space time continuum

11:56 am March, 5 hermit said...

Samurai Scröte was abandoned at birth and raised by a band of Eastern Orthodox Gypsies.

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