Thursday, December 31, 2015

    Gym Wildlife

    Can’t help but feel the HCwDB community’s years of mock somehow influenced the production of this video. Regardless, I was mildly entertained, even if the joke got old by the third minute. Because I’m impatient like that.

    Happy New Year!

    # posted by admin
    Saturday, December 26, 2015

    Hans Klaussenn Vants You To Party Mit Greta on ze New Years

    Large Noggin

    I can’t tell if it’s the furry leg boots, the weird water bottle utility belt, or the stench of post-Reich fascist mandated dance fun enveloping this lost, wayward collection of Nordic generibots that rankles the pits of my punditry the most.

    Alls I know is watching these two shards of electroglide fall into a photo-lens distorted morass of dark ambiguity and bodyspray ennui is enough to throttle all of our gizzards like some lost Herman Hesse novel on the religious profundity of scrotal fungae.

    Or maybe it’s just that elbowdanna. –

    Regardless, Gretaboobs say Meine Kleine Happy New Yearzenspelche!!

    And really, doesn’t that just say it all?

    Happy 2016.

    From all of us at HCwDB.

    Which is still just me.

    And my ‘Train. And my brand new renovated kitchen.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Saturday, December 19, 2015

    The 12 Days of Douchemas

    Christmas3

    Happy Ramadan!

    EDIT: Sadly the video of “The Twelve Days of Douchemas” that posted (via LiveLeak) wasn’t playing right and the great Mr. Scrotato Head appears to have removed the clip from YouTube. Which means it is gone down the memory hole. Alas, alack, it must live on only in our collective memories as the greatest tribute video ever produced.

    So instead here’s a pic of two Yuletoads macking on Jenny.

    And a few more Christmas HCwDB for your pleasure/pain:

    Five Golden Nims

    The Dharmabag lights his orbs on fire

    Christmas ‘Canebag

    # posted by douchebag1