Thursday, December 31, 2015

Gym Wildlife

Can’t help but feel the HCwDB community’s years of mock somehow influenced the production of this video. Regardless, I was mildly entertained, even if the joke got old by the third minute. Because I’m impatient like that.

Happy New Year!

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4:07 am December, 31 Jeet Kune Douche said...

In my days as a gym rat, good looking chicks in the free weight area were about as common as flying battleships manned by gremlins.

5:28 pm December, 31 Et Tu Douche? said...

I liked the narration

8:38 pm December, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Pretty much sums it up.

9:24 pm December, 31 The Dude said...

HNY2HCwDB!

11:44 pm December, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What is a gym?
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This is the tipping point Sons. Fight back or bow to the Sharia. The Mrs. predicted all major events since the financial collapse and this is the year of the Rapture. Burp.
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Stooooned

7:28 pm January, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLPxEBkbq68
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The FBI is watching my Muslims.

1:35 pm January, 3 Charles Douchewin said...

I am, in no way, proposing all of HCwDB is summated by this GIF:
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http://www.bustle.com/articles/73447-9-reasons-why-flat-butts-are-just-as-wonderful-and-lovable-as-juicy-doubles/image/340868

4:28 pm January, 3 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I agree with the world famous Douchewin – non-bulbous female buttocks can be plenty attractive.
I actually find the J-Lo type of bubble booty to be revolting. When I see such a display, I inevitably throw up in my mouth a little bit.

4:54 pm January, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Sir Charles is correct. A normal young buttocks was always fine with me. Now the young chicks are squatting and getting flat tire shit blown into the cheeks. It’s just not natural. And on his behalf. as his interwheb executor if you will, Dr. Bunsen would concur with a strict observation if he survived his heart operation.
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Experiential evidence has proven that the depth of my penis, ceteris parebus, is shorter with the whores than it was in 2010. Using Mrs. Kroeger as a control, the default measurement of my penis is still about 13 inches with the often noted Jesus-size girth. Measurements of girth aside, my penis is apparently 4 inches shorter with whores at the median of the sample set in 2015. The only result which is inferred is the increase in gluteal musculature.
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Skinny Bottomed Girls.

4:30 pm January, 4 Charles Douchewin said...

^ Thank you, gentlemen.
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I am, in no way, proposing this beater of a car packed with alpacas – as a current metaphor for this website:
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http://pre04.deviantart.net/7556/th/pre/f/2007/097/d/2/llama_car_by_flamingllama.jpg

5:07 pm January, 4 The Dude said...

llama car is just about the most beautiful pic I’ve ever seen. It’s certainly the most recent!

4:38 am January, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Shout out to my Patriot (respect) O.G. home boys in OR!
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I’m ready Hermit. Heavy on small arms, swords, blades, shotguns, throwing shovels, multi-tools, base currency, and weed (also a base currency) and poon; I prepare to revolute.
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10:07 pm January, 5 Vin Douchal said...

“Jim Wildlife” was my porn name in the Betamax era

10:08 pm January, 5 Vin Douchal said...

The slider control on the Youtubes allowed me to go only to the big tittie parts. Thanks Youtubes!

4:12 am January, 6 REv Chad Remote said...

7:56 pm January, 7 Carlos McDanger said...

Pretty quite around here. Is everybody at Doc. Bunsen’s funeral?

10:13 pm January, 7 REv Chad Remote said...

I await Dr. Bunsen’s resurrrection. He should be brought back if Mr. Trump continues to rule.

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