Monday, January 11, 2010

Pink Chocolate


Some douchebags burn out.

Some douchebags fade away.

But the true HCwDB legends never give up. Never say die. They will sculpt their facial pubes until we pry that razor from their cold, middle aged hands.

White Chocolate, enshrined in our hallowed Hall of Scrote back in late 2006, when the site was just months old, is that legend.

We almost gotta respek a douche with this sort of longevity of poo.

Until we see Ed Hardy Chocolate.

And realize that relentless internet mocking is the only justifiable recourse.

# posted by douchebag1

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