ass pear!
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Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Sox!!!!!!!
Booya.
Monday, September 16, 2013The Bro Who Found Pear
Ah yes, one of the lesser Brothers Grimm fairytales.
The Bro Who Found Pear.
Like the infamous Brothers Grimm fable, The Jew Among The Thorns, this one’ll be erased from the past, sanitized for the sake of the kiddies.
But at least The Bro learns a moral lesson: The pursuit of that which one seeks most in the world is not worth it if the price paid is in bodyspray.
So it’s got that going for it.
That, and boob squeeze.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013The DB1 Is Running Out of HCwDB PIcs, So Here's A Whole Lotta Assplosion
Al?…
Al Pacino?…
Tuesday, November 6, 2012Screw This Douchebag Crap, Lets Look at Some Ninja Pear
Ninja Pear will take you down.
Through coitus.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012Boaty Bobby Voted…
And lookit that! Adonai rewarded him with a Sephardic eight-pack of pear.
The same thing could happen to you if you vote!
Okay, enough civic duty crap.
Lets Pear out with some Vegas Asianic Pear.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about on vote day.
Thursday, October 25, 2012CECI N’EST PAS DARKSOCK
You ungrateful bastards.
I give and I give and I give and what do thanks do I get?
“Where’s the gratuitous pear? We want some peh-errrr. Mleh meh meh-ehhhhhhhh.”
Oh, I’ll give you your pear.
Oh yes.
But you know all those stories where you make a deal with a devil, and you ask for immortal life but then a piano falls off a roof and crushes your spine to powder? Or you ask for a billion dollars, but he puts it on the moon? Or you ask for Scarlett Johansson to fall madly in love with you, but then a poodle eats your dick?
Well… here’s your pear.
Or maybe it’s here.
Or here
Naw, I’m just messing with you. It’s here.
I mean here.
Seriously, though. Here.
Here.
…… Here.
There. Are we full now?
I’m glad we had this talk.
Monday, October 22, 2012THE THONG FROM ANOTHER WORLD
Mongor confused.
Ass say “got ass?”.
Why ass say that? Ass know it ass.
Ass right there.
Ass not even hiding. Ass right THERE!
So much ass. RIGHT THERE!
Cliché tautological commercial parody hurt Mongor’s headplace.
Ass dumb.
Dumb ass.
Monday, September 24, 2012The Pear Bomber Strikes Again
Who knows what doucheyness lies in front of the pears of women… The Pear Bomber knows…
Wednesday, May 16, 2012Screw This Crap, Pear Party!
Princess Pearielle and King Pooterface
Trust me, you really don’t want to stick around once the talking crabs start singing, “Under the Sea.”
