Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Screw This Douchebag Crap, Lets Look at Some Ninja Pear

Ninja Pear will take you down.

Through coitus.

# posted by douchebag1
5:09 pm November, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Fuggen Aaay

5:11 pm November, 6 Stephanie said...

Who’s the monkey on her back?

5:11 pm November, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Flabio?

5:16 pm November, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck. She’s 17.97 years old. She’s gonna leave Culvert, NY for better times. Like Tami the Italian whore who ripped my soul out when I was 17. We were meant to be together, she was even in the samw maternity ward as me the rosacia covered UMILF. Fuck you Tami and your perfect nuisance shooter. Sons. Fuck I’m wasted! Whooooooooooo!

6:03 pm November, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Paunchy D

6:07 pm November, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d pay an ample amount of shekels to have Ninja Pear play Kadima with my well-shorn testicles whilst she beat the bottom of my feet with her pliable piss flaps, as she played Pink’s “Let’s Get This Party Started” on a Jew’s Harp. A Jew’s Harp, I says.

6:12 pm November, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fat Pauly D has huffed more queefs than Rosie O’Donnell! He attends his weekly throat syphilis survivors meetings in Passaic in a chuch basement with a bunch of other Guids that muse and chew the fat over the finer points of chinstrap grooming and styling. I can’t tell if thats his grandmother or one of his bastard children tatted on his arm

6:26 pm November, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Bruce Lee once said of Jeet Kune Do, Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves.

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I adopt a similar philosophy in my fighting style, Kumon Yung Woo-woo. Like water, my weapon of choice as an extension (and I mean extended) of my body finds its way through cracks, and adjust myself before the object. I find the best approach is not to find by way round the object but through it, and usually while staying quite rigid.

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I see you there Ninja Pear. You dare challenge me? Well, prepare to defend you tender nethers against my weighty bō which I yield so meatily, as I unleash a spittling torrent of Kumon Yung Woo-woo! Kiai!

6:27 pm November, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

JADE WINS

Flawless Victory

6:28 pm November, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh, you guys knew that about me when I first signed up.

Question is whether she’d get it.

6:44 pm November, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Hey all! Don’t forget to vote! This young women has convinced me to vote Romney: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j_xkYc66aM&feature=related

6:45 pm November, 6 Jacques Doucheteau said...

She makes a very compelling argubreasts…er, arguMENT. ArguMENT is what I was trying to say.

6:49 pm November, 6 Troy Tempest said...

I’m watchin the news here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/nov/06/us-election-2012-results-live-blog

and I’m drinkin makers mark and getting fucking hammered.

9:32 pm November, 6 Vin Douchal said...

Once the news stations projected Obama as the winner tonight, I switched to Fox News Network to watch that fat cunt Karl Rove cry tears of piss.

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But my remote kept going back to the delicious Erin Burnett at CNN. Delicious I says

9:42 pm November, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

You guys are missing the point here. Which is when nerds come up with hot costumes for chicks and then chicks indulge us by wearing said costumes. It’s a brave new world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF9ybggwlpM

10:32 pm November, 6 Stephanie said...

Vin,I love you. Four more years! Go President Obama!

2:12 am November, 7 Baron Von Goolo said...

I am confused by this mook’s Carrie Ingalls circa ’76 tattoo. I had him pegged as more of a Chrissy Snow type.

5:22 am November, 7 Nostradamus said...

I like that Erin Burnett/Paget Brewster cooky looking girl shit. Flame choking projectile velocitors will sell like plaguemasks and pale skinned moneychangers will shake to the ground on this the most ominous of Tuesdays in the Caesarean time keeper. A shrew will take his place after a sixth seal is broken. Sons. A group of Mullatto men named after jungle cats rejoiceth. And by rejoiceth I mean more of the dark man’s phones and Colt 45 by the fire extinguishon apparati on the corsa.

5:25 am November, 7 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’m not impressed, Vin. Now as for someEuropean newscasters…

5:25 am November, 7 Ted Brogan said...

It’s OK reverend… It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault.

8:50 am November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She has a disturbing low gum line.

10:57 am November, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

How narcissistic do you have to be to get your second grade picture tattooed on your arm? Yes, the world knew even then you would grow up to be a huge douche.

11:43 am November, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He looks like a partially shaved Ewok.

12:56 pm November, 7 Wheezer said...

Doughboy Pauly D loves “Lämpo.”

1:54 pm November, 7 Ted Brogan said...

It has been said that a person’s trustworthiness is directly related to their tooth/gum ratio. I do not trust her.

2:23 pm November, 7 douche bagel said...

poor mans pauly D. i said it

9:55 pm November, 7 Stephanie said...

Different colored bracelets for different diseases.

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