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Saturday, October 31, 2015
Happy Halloween from HCwDB!!
EDIT: Apparently upset at this revival mocking of Closet of Poo enshrinee The Poopaloompa, someone named Luna posted in the comments thread to offer a defensive justapoopafication:
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The funny thing about this “douche bag” is that he is one of the kindest people alive today, but none of you take the time to know this. He probably helped get those women into shape, you know, because he is a personal trainer as well as a very successful musician. What have any of you done to better your lives, you know, besides making a website dedicated to putting down other people you know absolutely nothing about. The real douche bag reward belongs to every single one of you on account of being jealous twats.
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Let us all marvel at the benevolence of this guy. For let he who is without ab crunch cast the first hottie training session.
Friday, March 27, 2015Dr. Chinfungenstein Pays A House Call
Long time ‘bag hunters, hark! Pay heed.
Dr. Chinfungenstein has achieved an impressive ratio of maximum doucheface with minimal effort.
This outstanding achievement in scrote-face while lakebagging with Kelly can be appreciated as the following equation:
df*.9/e*.1=s(cr)o-te/4
Off the charts doucheosity, folks. Enough to make me break my hiatus to mock with pensive aplomb.
For rare is the punchable wankiposity so repositorially rank with so slight a visible effort. Dr. Chinfungenstein is preturnatural. Perhaps the Orson Welles of douche face.
Monday, April 22, 2013Veronica Bits An Orange, World Goes to Hell
I’m pretty sure it was Nostadouchus who first predicted that when the Bikini Hott nameth Veronica first tastes the orange of sin, then really douchey chin fung will course through the veins of all able bodied men.
While Sidekick Joe is glad to meet you and Kathy Kim laughs playfully.
Monday, March 4, 2013Stubble Does not Define the Asshole, But The Asshole is Defined by Stubble
So sayeth Confucius.
Thursday, June 28, 2012The Craptastropher
It’s a craptastrophy.
Wednesday, May 2, 2012Beware The Wicked Chin Fung
It likes Skittles.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012Bishop to E7
Bishop takes dignity.
Boobmate.
Monday, April 23, 2012Oldbag Ralph Scores Dreamgirl Donna
Who says chin-dribble, douche-shirt, and six pound watch can’t snag uberhottness for the 40+ set?
The Baby Tebus just soiled his diaper with shame and regret over the poor life choices made by hot taut boobie hottie suckle thighs after too many appletinis on a Tuesday.
Thursday, April 12, 2012Hitler Chin
Still out there.
Still writing Mein Scrupf.
Thursday, March 22, 2012The Lion, The Witch and the Fungface
C.S. Lewis’s early drafts were far darker in tone.
