Monday, March 4, 2013

Stubble Does not Define the Asshole, But The Asshole is Defined by Stubble

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So sayeth Confucius.

# posted by douchebag1
11:25 am March, 4 UFO Destroyers said...

The start of a really bad joke:

Donna Shalala and The Blowfish walk into a tranny bar in Miami……

11:32 am March, 4 Doctor Magnifico! said...

I remain undecided about stubble. While certainly a timeless douche signifier, nowadays a woodsman beard trumps stubble for herpster, which as you know is merely one degree removed from doucharation. Agree?

11:37 am March, 4 Doctor Magnifico! said...

Also, Natasha Largerlady give stubblehead the stink eye for putting douche moves on hott, while yellow jacketed lesbo in back runs defence.

12:16 pm March, 4 The Dude said...

Largerlady needs enhancing, by which I mean I’d bet she’s an actual larger lady. She wears largerhosen.

12:27 pm March, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Looks like Riker can only do the duckface, ever since Whoopi Goldberg’s Guinan crammed the gyroscope in his monkeyhole.

12:30 pm March, 4 The Dude said...

That gyroscope really gets around!

12:33 pm March, 4 The Dude said...

Riker’s been smoking Quack.

12:41 pm March, 4 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Three times in thrice did I try to fight the mice. The mice in my head that made me think I had lice. I have with me three prisoners after last night’s vice. Kristen Chenoweth tied up in a squeaky liitle greased thimble. My penis in her ass as an auditioner screams the scream of an “Annie” auditioner just released. Drew Brees watches “Criminal Minds”as his bruised frontal lobe continues to progress to psychopathy as the memories of his career in info-sports leans Euro towards soccer and the gravitational infinities pull him into the black hole that is vanity universalized. Ryan Seacrest eases his bone into an east coast stripper as Manhattan clam chowder begins to be pumped into tankers to be flash frozen before served with happy pills to the expatriates moved to the Crumbly Coast to be served alongside modified pork pate and genetically modified Brie (respect) at Spago. I am still afraid of the government infected negro folk (respect nigga) with the AIDS, but I’m trying to change now that the organisms of control have been flushed from my tortured soul and I go on to to treat the loathed and uncircumsized of their troubles.

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Son

12:53 pm March, 4 DarkSock said...

Are we talking about assholes with stubbles, or actual assholes with actual stubble?

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And can gyroscopes remove said stubble?

1:56 pm March, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Glendale, CA- Armenian sex change patient , Chaz Pontooniyan, rubs up his cousins with his[sic] new testosterone fueled beard. Small price to pay for raging bear pelt pubes requiring hourly shorning

4:14 pm March, 4 Guid is Good said...

Albanian Billy Joel makes the best of a bad bunch.

6:43 pm March, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wait! What happened to the other 5 posts on this thread? Or did I just have an acid flash back without taking acid??

6:44 pm March, 4 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Wait. Now all the posts are back instantly!? Trippy, Mannnn!

7:06 pm March, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A) Tranny

2) That there is some all-time great Rev Chad.

11:13 pm March, 4 The Dude (remote loc) said...

Spago was good in the 80s when Wolfie was puttin’ out behind the range, na mean?

11:20 pm March, 4 The Dude (remote loc) said...

FDR is one of my incoherent heroes. I have no idea what I just said, and I just said it.

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~Nephews~ remains on my personal list of RevChad classics. If I had children and didn’t know it, and they came to find me, that’s the first story I’ll tell them. Prolly the second also.

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Good god, I’m stoned and really drunk. Whahappen?

12:40 am March, 5 Whoop-di-douche said...

I’d say it’s more like she’s defining him with uplifted boobie and the asshole stubble ingrate is drawn to the inflate.

7:02 am March, 5 Douche Wayne said...

There are a lot of gender issues going on in this pic.

11:14 am March, 6 Capt Canuck said...

Personally, I haven’t seen facial hair on men which hasn’t made me laugh since the original broadcast of Magnum P.I.

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