Douche Angle

    Monday, September 24, 2012

    "Bozies in Brooklyn"

    This pic is an except from Michael Chabon’s latest McSweeney’s article, “The Time In That Bar By The Place I Used To Know.”

    It’s a pensive and whimsical paean to a lost, mythic world of Brooklyn bars in the pre-internet age, written in short, staccato sentences that alternate between pop culture deconstruction and British literary L’Enfant allusions to the Amis/Hitchens years. And, of course, with the obligatory reference to David Foster Wallace.

    EDIT: Since “A Chick in a Bikini Riding a Bike” was taken off YouTube, I took down the link. You’ll just have to imagine its awesomeness.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, June 13, 2012

    Funger Whackenstein Makes the "Hard" Face with Angie

    Lest you think Funger Whackenstein’s “hard” face was a fluke, a simple one-time display of talent beyond his capabilities, know that Funger Whackenstein can make the “hard” face whenever he chooses.

    Angie’s hottness is obscured by large glasses, but poppity of shoulder suckle makes the baby Tebus spittle.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, April 2, 2012

    Two Tickets to Pair O' Douche

    Duckface Donna and Dutch-Angle Denise have just won the douche-lottery!  It’s all fun and games with the San Diego Double-Douche Duo, until the gals realize that groin-baring Burt does not in fact have a sweet-ass stomach tattoo…just a gangrenous belly button caused by a stubbornly lodged Skittle.

    # posted by Bagnonymous