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Monday, January 6, 2014
It's a new year at HCwDB!
Pic-based blogs may seem as antiquated as Compuserve these days. But my sorry outdated ass is still here.
And while new projects may beckon my time while babycare saps my will to live, I will always find time to spittle on clowns like Bro Dave and Bro Dan here.
Especially when they hit on Alpha Epislon Pi sisters Kelly and Pragheeta.
Ubiquitous Red Cup is still here as well. And URC views these couplings as the rancid oatmeal in the breakfast buffet of life.
Monday, March 4, 2013Vinny Farfalla and Slutty Suzette Experiment with Chains
The way Vin and Suzette see it, chains are a metaphor for the thematic constrictions of societal imposition.
As our consciousness forms, we intuit the structural norms as understood by the cultures and institutions we abide in. Slowly, our true selves become more and more alienated by this breakdown in the symbolic and structural orders of consciousness.
The only solution to resolve this alienation?
Lots of chain-link butt paddle.
Ubiquitous Red Cup sternly, and with great consternation, shakes its red plastic outer rim with anger at this cohabit.
Thursday, November 15, 2012Tim McFratterson is In Over His Head
Tim McFratterson may just earn a nottadouche and a goinpeace if he doesn’t bust any hand signs or stupidface in the future.
Good on you, Tim.
But we all know you can’t handle the truth. And by truth, I mean either one of these femmtastic perfectionaries.
Lucious Heather makes the Collective Peep of the Unconscious weep with caustic longing and boobie proddle.
While Ubiquitous Red Cup observes pensively.
Wednesday, August 29, 2012What Happens to the Hot Chick at an Overcrowded Music Festival
She gets surrounded and prodded by overzealous Bennington undergrads.
Ubiquitous Red Cup angrily, but without breaking zen state, does not approve.
Monday, November 21, 2011Ubiquitous Red Cup Has No Comment On This
Ubiquitous Red Cup.
Still Out There.
Still Observing Skeezy Butt Chomp.
Country music something or other, Toby Keith, may be taking song inspiration from years of HCwDB Red Cup worship, but URC is mine first, dammit, and I’m keeping it.
