Monday, November 21, 2011

Ubiquitous Red Cup Has No Comment On This

Ubiquitous Red Cup.

Still Out There.

Still Observing Skeezy Butt Chomp.

Country music something or other, Toby Keith, may be taking song inspiration from years of HCwDB Red Cup worship, but URC is mine first, dammit, and I’m keeping it.

# posted by douchebag1
12:16 pm November, 21 IL Douché said...

Wha? Human Caterpillar 3 out already?

12:33 pm November, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Is this like where’s waldo? I can’t find a red cup anywhere.

12:40 pm November, 21 Hermit said...

In FT&L a couple weeks back, the article actually used the word “obiquitous.”
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DB1 needs to trademark the URC®.

12:49 pm November, 21 soy bomb said...

I think that the URC® has transformed into a Club Rehab STD cocktail. Impressive. And gross.

12:52 pm November, 21 Hermit said...

Here’s the article.
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1:00 pm November, 21 Hermit said...

How can anyone consider the prospect of a chick, with “VEGAS” tatooed on her shoulder, butt-munching an anorexic blond tweeker with a bumper sticker plastered to her lower back, in any way skeezy?

1:02 pm November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Anybody have a link to the Human Caterpillar online at one of those Chinky sites. Never seen it.
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This picture arouses the inner skank.
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Toby Keith has jumped the shark. Big, rich bastard!
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Fonzie Nepos, Son.

1:07 pm November, 21 Wedgie said...

I saw Skeezy Butt Chomp and Bite My Weenie at the Belly Up Tavern in 1982.
Historical fact.

1:09 pm November, 21 DarkSock said...

Once she realized methane imparted a 4-hour high, Maggie’s life changed forever.

1:35 pm November, 21 IL Douché said...

The actual hyper-gross-out movie I was thinking of is The Human Centipede, which gave us this wonderful and much parodied image.

1:36 pm November, 21 IL Douché said...

(Crap- link doesn’t work, Oh well Google it)

1:36 pm November, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I think blondie should get tested for Hep-C after that chomp.

1:57 pm November, 21 The Dude said...

cannibelles.

2:00 pm November, 21 Vin Douchal said...

The best part of that Toby Keith video is Ted Nuggent firing an arrow through the URC. Then for overkill, it explodes. I could without Carrot Top. He ain’t funny.
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This guy is funny:
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2:01 pm November, 21 Fossati said...

This is a perfect example of what happens to your son if you refuse to give him a good whuppin’ when he really deserves it.

2:06 pm November, 21 Troy Tempest said...

What’s funny is that when it gets hot outside his ears ooze wax, and it drips onto his shoulders.

2:11 pm November, 21 Vin Douchal said...

Skeezy Butt is being attacked by the Chupacabra and the CuCuy at the same time………I thought they only come out at night?
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Cabrones

2:44 pm November, 21 Douche of Hazard said...

That ass needs some fix-a-flat.

4:06 pm November, 21 Nancy Dreuche said...

That article about the URC did use the term ubiquitous. Well son of a Denis Leary, this is gonna be a long winter.

4:30 pm November, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Make that a “Sapphic Skeezy Butt Chomp.”

4:49 pm November, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s snowing. The time of the year when things are dying or hibernating is upon me. Fucking shovels.

5:19 pm November, 21 Nostradouchus said...

Randomly Hanging Around Chicks douche is randomly hanging around chicks.

9:55 pm November, 21 Stephanie said...

The truth is now known,douche bags eat shit.

10:06 pm November, 21 Whoop-di-douche said...

FYI, this is notta URC.
’tis a clear cup with white trim, red contents and a blue lid.
Butt munch: a patriotic gesture to the Red, White and Blue.
Tatted black-hatted douchebag? The piccolo solo.

2:25 am November, 22 CB Popped said...

Parents must be very proud of this pic…

4:08 am November, 22 Douche of Hazard said...

It says VEGA on her shoulder. A tribute to the vehicle she was conceived and raised in?

8:54 am November, 22 icame isaw idouched said...

Fill ur up.

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