Fraiku

    Friday, May 20, 2005

    Friday Haiku: End o’ Times Square

    !technicolor doucheTechnicolor Yawn;
    Our Society vomits
    Forth these rutting freaks.

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    Tuesday, May 17, 2005

    Fraiku

    Tumor WillisGuido steps up fast;
    “Yo, baby…why the long face?”
    Sugar cubes in hand…

    **EDIT**  Charles D FTW.  Son.

    The Dude said…

    Sara Jessica
    Parker has stiff contester
    And by *stiff* I mean…

    Carlos Danger said…

    Thank God for duct tape
    so nothing pokes it’s head out
    from beneath that skirt

    It was Good Friday
    Until Darth Sock unleashed the
    Tranny Kracken. Son.

    Charles Douchewin said…

    “Scent of a Woman”
    reboot – starring: George Clooney
    and Al Pacino.

    Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

    Is look on his face
    due to booze or from grope of
    “her” prison wallet?

    Magnum Douche P.I. said…

    it rubs the lotion
    on her adam’s apple or
    it get the man hose

    Jacques Doucheteau said…

    I promised myself:
    Jacques, no tranny jokes. Okay?
    So…I got nothing.

    Vin Douchal said…

    Clang, jingle as they pass
    Her steely iron ball sack
    His horrible bling

    He drinks his cran and
    Goose with a stinky pinky
    Off the glass, no class!

    The Artist Still wanting to be known as The Dude said…

    They met at salon
    Both getting unibrows cleaned
    Carpets match the drapes

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    Razor stubble in
    Ass crack should have been warning
    But for Trent, wasn’t

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    Monday, May 16, 2005

    Self Worship Fraiku

    A tribute to ZyzzSky-Bro is so hawt
    He just came in his own dick;
    “Am I gay?”, he asks…

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    Saturday, May 14, 2005

    Fraiku

    Eli Manning hates hottsJoey ChestStubble
    Flexes in wondrous shadows
    Of Silicone Peaks

    Charles Douchewin said…

    Bath-salts Hugh Jackman
    starring in: Agents Of M.I.L.F.
    Wait; wrong universe?

    Vin Douchal said…

    Sandal Boy in back
    Received cabana blowjob
    Joey needs to spit

    Vin Douchal said…

    It’s obivous here
    Wasn’t “A Dare”, she lost bet
    Dates douche for one day

    The Dude said…

    DARE to be diff’rent
    Try to take your eyes off of
    Pamela’s bolt-ons

    Tattsiana Groinshavia said…

    Dare smells that
    Which nose job cannot…
    Closet of Poo nomination

    Carlos McDanger said…

    Bath Salt Hugh Jackman
    is playing sphincter guitar
    he will poop his pants.

    Ed Hardy Har Har said…

    Bath Salts Hugh Jackman
    does impression of Trumpster
    mocking disabled.

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    Fantabulous Bleeth
    Keeps straight face even though Zeke
    Floated Air Buscuit

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    I’d traverse mine field
    In Fallujah wearing chaps
    To wax her Ninnies**

    **NINNIES HE SAYS**

    Jacques Doucheteau said…

    Her belly needs a
    good spackling. Joey’s face
    needs good smacking.

     

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    Wednesday, May 11, 2005

    Fraiku – November Reign Edition

    fake tags doucheJenna must sulk with might;
    Her swarthy chesticles are
    Eclipsed by Man-Pecs…

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    Sunday, May 8, 2005

    Fraiku

    vinnie with brosI used to bullseye
    In my T-16 back home;
    Those canyons are HUGE…

    The Reverend Chad Kroeger Waiting to be reincarnated from Hell Fire said…

    Famiglia. Schlomozzle
    Hossenpfeffer incorpo
    Rated. Il Divo.

    Black Doctor said…

    Her boobs are in an
    Open relationship with
    Time, space, gravity

    hermit said…

    Axe-handle butt plugs
    Nipples like cigarette burns
    These babes got it all

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    If that nose was brains
    She’d be a regular Al
    Einstein, and then some

    Carlos Danger said…

    Like Lamar Odom
    and Kardashian creature
    boobs need time apart

    Vin Douchal said…

    In place of chest hair
    Spirograph© retard doodle
    Run amok with douche

    Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

    “Give me something to
    Break” yell Fred’s bros unaware
    it is Fred’s cherry.

     

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    Friday, May 6, 2005

    Friday Haiku – DarkSock is Senile edition

    GlambagThanks for bearing wit’ me during my extended visitation with the little Socks in California.  The Dude won the easter egg pear this go-round.  sons.

    She’s disappointed
    Biff Precious tells her “Real Men…
    They don’t eat Kei$ha”

    The Dude said…

    The Golden Girl look
    First stage of transgender trip
    Bottle blonde likes it

    Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

    Poison, Ratt, or
    Winger? She don’t know because
    roofies and E rock!

    Vin Douchal said…

    Razzle Douche looks like
    Chris Squire f*cked a Swiffer
    Rolls over in grave

    hermit said…

    Once, while drunk I
    Fingered my sister-in-law
    She looked like this dude

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    This example of
    Our species is closer to
    Feces on two feet

     

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    Wednesday, May 4, 2005

    slingblade scores 3Girls love dolla bills;
    Leave a few hanging out of
    Your blue jean pocket…

    I dig the spinner
    With Menses Rag on head. The
    Bleethes are Trannies. Sons.

    Charles Douchewin said…

    Enough alcohol &
    prettymuch anydouche will
    look like Magic Mike.

    Magnum Douche P.I. said…

    The Witches of New
    Brunswick and Vince hit da club.
    Blow all his paycheck.

    hermit said…

    Got facial bruising
    At the nervous hospital
    Lobotomy scars

    hermit said…

    The girl on the left
    Gave birth to a stillborn child
    In the parking lot**

    **Damn, Son….  – DarkSock

    Jacques Doucheteau said…

    Dog tags from Iraq,
    Cash from job driving forklift,
    Good looks from chipmunk.

    Carlos Danger said…

    Checks her pulse to see
    if the roofies have kicked in.
    run menses rag, run

    Ed Hardy Har Har said…

    Dolla Bill Douche looks
    a little woozy. Later
    he’s one kidney short.

    Vin Douchal said…

    Special Ed teachers
    Remove his hockey helmet
    Pose with new student

    DoucheyWallnuts said…

    Big Joey P
    Straight outta Staten Island
    Also outta cash

    Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

    Slingblade tests neck for
    big lawn mower blade surprise.
    Calls 911 next.

     

    # posted by admin
    Monday, May 2, 2005

    Fraiku

    you look hard enough you can see bushBrings new meaning to
    “M.A.S.H. Units…I can almost
    See “Hot Lips” thru mesh…

    Et Tu Douche? said…

    Plastic Everything
    Douche Satchel in Her Right Hand
    D-Bag Cops A Feel

    The Dude said…

    Her ubiquitous
    Double D plastic pink cups
    Have minds of their own

    Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

    “Watch this!” says douche as
    he pushes her gunt and the
    boobies get bigger.

    Charles Douchewin said…

    In the center of
    The Bleeth Hive, dwells the Queen Bleeth.
    That ooze ain’t honey.

    Mons Pubis can breathe
    Since the gyroscope was put
    In her Crochet Hole.

    Magnum Douche P.I. said…

    I’m guessing this bleeth
    has handled more sausage than
    a German butcher

    Carlos Danger said…

    Oh look, she’s wearing
    an air filter element
    as a bippy dress.

     

    # posted by admin
    Sunday, May 1, 2005

    Fry-Poo

    when Dark Sock hits up VegasHorse Largeman gets drunk,
    Has a night of wild coitus;
    Then he wakes to THIS.

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