Monday, May 2, 2005
Fraiku
Brings new meaning to
“M.A.S.H. Units…I can almost
See “Hot Lips” thru mesh…
Et Tu Douche? said…
Plastic Everything
Douche Satchel in Her Right Hand
D-Bag Cops A Feel
The Dude said…
Her ubiquitous
Double D plastic pink cups
Have minds of their own
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…
“Watch this!” says douche as
he pushes her gunt and the
boobies get bigger.
Charles Douchewin said…
In the center of
The Bleeth Hive, dwells the Queen Bleeth.
That ooze ain’t honey.
Mons Pubis can breathe
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Crochet Hole.
Magnum Douche P.I. said…
I’m guessing this bleeth
has handled more sausage than
a German butcher
Carlos Danger said…
Oh look, she’s wearing
an air filter element
as a bippy dress.
Plastic Everything
Douche Satchel in Her Right Hand
D-Bag Cops A Feel
Her ubiquitous
Double D plastic pink cups
Have minds of their own
Jenny McCarthy
hopes penicillin shot will
clear up discharge.
“Watch this!” says douche as
he pushes her gunt and the
boobies get bigger.
She thinks she’s safe
from trouser trouts with that net.
Guppies still get through.
Chaz says there’s too much
seaweed in the net to eat
at this fish fry sons.
In the center of
The Bleeth Hive, dwells the Queen Bleeth.
That ooze ain’t honey.
What’s a handfull that’s
great for all ages, and is
less plastic; more fun?
Los Angeles has
lax zoning restrictions on
cosmetic implants.
Mons Pubis can breathe
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Crochet Hole.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crochet
Reverend Chad has
Shed the matrix. I have office
Running on Trump Time.
.
It is now 7:47 Trump time.
Those boobs are so big
they count as passengers for
the HOV lane.
https://video-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hvideo-xaf1/v/t42.1790-2/11073072_842256649144227_2047992460_n.mp4?efg=eyJxZSI6InZpZGVvX3ByZWZlcnJlZF90YWdzXzIwMTUwMTIxLHRoZV9sYXVuY2hlZCIsInJsciI6MzAwLCJybGEiOjUxMn0%3D&rl=300&vabr=165&oh=fccc3ca819f765ff4abbf8281dfd0603&oe=55D2989D
.
She likes big swine balls
To lick since the Mons Pubis
Festered and fell off?
Fuggetaboutit!
“Trump Time” is for wifely duties*.
Use teeth? You’re Fired!
.
Trump says: “Haiku structurez fuh Loozahs, like you. Next question.”
I’m guessing this bleeth
has handled more sausage than
a German butcher
Big fake cans and teeth
she can’t spell her own name, yet
I would still hit it.
Oh look, she’s wearing
an air filter element
as a bippy dress.
That Howie Mandel
sure can pull the fake tittied
cum guzzling bleeths
Silver chain dude grins
“Don’t know no whooores! Who the fuck
Is Ashley Madison.”
Subway Jared asks
Does bleeth have a much younger
sister ? What, too soon ?
Subway Jared will
Spend many years in prison
No young’uns for him!
Subway Jared licks
Balls and sucks cock for next ten
Years. Gains 300 pounds.
http://americanlivewire.com/wp-content/uploads/oliviamunn.jpg
Subway Jared liked
two inch hoagies, but will get
ten years of foot longs.