Monday, May 2, 2005

Fraiku

you look hard enough you can see bushBrings new meaning to
“M.A.S.H. Units…I can almost
See “Hot Lips” thru mesh…

Et Tu Douche? said…

Plastic Everything
Douche Satchel in Her Right Hand
D-Bag Cops A Feel

The Dude said…

Her ubiquitous
Double D plastic pink cups
Have minds of their own

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

“Watch this!” says douche as
he pushes her gunt and the
boobies get bigger.

Charles Douchewin said…

In the center of
The Bleeth Hive, dwells the Queen Bleeth.
That ooze ain’t honey.

Mons Pubis can breathe
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Crochet Hole.

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

I’m guessing this bleeth
has handled more sausage than
a German butcher

Carlos Danger said…

Oh look, she’s wearing
an air filter element
as a bippy dress.

 

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1:52 am August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Plastic Everything
Douche Satchel in Her Right Hand
D-Bag Cops A Feel

10:57 am August, 17 The Dude said...

Her ubiquitous
Double D plastic pink cups
Have minds of their own

4:44 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jenny McCarthy
hopes penicillin shot will
clear up discharge.

4:45 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Watch this!” says douche as
he pushes her gunt and the
boobies get bigger.

4:46 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She thinks she’s safe
from trouser trouts with that net.
Guppies still get through.

6:48 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Chaz says there’s too much
seaweed in the net to eat
at this fish fry sons.

8:46 pm August, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

In the center of
The Bleeth Hive, dwells the Queen Bleeth.
That ooze ain’t honey.

8:47 pm August, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

What’s a handfull that’s
great for all ages, and is
less plastic; more fun?

9:14 pm August, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

Los Angeles has
lax zoning restrictions on
cosmetic implants.

10:31 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mons Pubis can breathe
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Crochet Hole.

10:33 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Reverend Chad has
Shed the matrix. I have office
Running on Trump Time.
.
It is now 7:47 Trump time.

10:34 pm August, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

Those boobs are so big
they count as passengers for
the HOV lane.

10:39 pm August, 17 Charles Douchewin said...

Fuggetaboutit!
“Trump Time” is for wifely duties*.
Use teeth? You’re Fired!
.
Trump says: “Haiku structurez fuh Loozahs, like you. Next question.”

8:40 pm August, 18 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m guessing this bleeth
has handled more sausage than
a German butcher

6:06 pm August, 19 Carlos Danger said...

Big fake cans and teeth
she can’t spell her own name, yet
I would still hit it.

6:08 pm August, 19 Carlos Danger said...

Oh look, she’s wearing
an air filter element
as a bippy dress.

6:26 pm August, 19 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

That Howie Mandel
sure can pull the fake tittied
cum guzzling bleeths

11:55 pm August, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Silver chain dude grins
“Don’t know no whooores! Who the fuck
Is Ashley Madison.”

12:25 am August, 20 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Subway Jared asks
Does bleeth have a much younger
sister ? What, too soon ?

5:15 am August, 20 The Dude said...

Subway Jared will
Spend many years in prison
No young’uns for him!

11:12 am August, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Subway Jared licks
Balls and sucks cock for next ten
Years. Gains 300 pounds.

12:37 pm August, 20 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Subway Jared liked
two inch hoagies, but will get
ten years of foot longs.

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