Friday, February 15, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku Why did Mickey Mouse
Divorce Minnie Mouse? Because she
Was f*cking Goofy.

Ugh.  Let’s try another:

The two most hated
Kinds of deviants on earth:
Furries and Douchebags

Senile old man drives
his Delta Eighty-Eight on
sidewalk, problem solved.

– UFO Destroyers

 

She won’t do Pluto
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Mickey Hole.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Ridiculous hat
huge, oversized, clowny shoes
Mice look stupid, too.

– Douche Wayne

Slip blonde a Mickey
Benzino misses the point
His “mini” thwarted

– Et Tu Douche?

Vermin and Varmints
Roam the streets of Las Vegas
Where is Carl Spackler?

– DoucheyWallnuts

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7:25 am February, 15 Douchble Helix said...

There should be a flick
Titled: Being Benzito
“Malkovich” was taken

7:33 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Not every child star
on the Mickey Mouse Club grew
up to be famous.

7:36 am February, 15 UFO Destroyers said...

Senile old man drives
his Delta Eighty-Eight on
sidewalk, problem solved.

7:39 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Icons get turned to
Douche/Bleeth by Benzino, Walts
Head sheds icy tears.

7:44 am February, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Sorcerer’s spell cast
Shortly, Benzino will turn
Into a broomstick

7:45 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino Shopping for
“Swallowers Apprentice” and
Gets mugged by gay mouse.

7:45 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mickey getting caught
Buying MDMA and
Rohypnol from Benz

7:47 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She won’t do Pluto
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Mickey Hole.

7:47 am February, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Robe by Ed Hardy
Douche virus is contagious
Mickey learns too late

7:49 am February, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Vegas Street Hustlers
Fleece tourists with photo con
Costs Mickey ten bucks

7:50 am February, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Garish dress. Plastic
surgeon’s eyes. Still less douchey
Than Benzino’s Bleeth

7:51 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Ridiculous hat
huge, oversized, clowny shoes
Mice look stupid, too.

7:52 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

New animated
Douche feature, worst crap ever
“Steamboat Benzino”

7:55 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

“Yo, I’m like a kid
at heart, yo. Next week I be
chillin’ with the Smurfs.”

8:00 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the duck in
The Basket or it gets the
Hose. The Donald Hose.

8:00 am February, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

One of these couples
Symbolize money culture
Hint, its not the mice

8:01 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

When Mickey isn’t
Looking Benz moves in, Minnie
Now needs Valtrex bad!

8:02 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mickey interviews
Benzino for job in the
“Hall of Pestilence.”

8:02 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Disney bought Star Wars,
so no kids want pic with mice;
hit streets for their cheese.

8:05 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

New characters for
next Star Wars; Benzino Fett
and Jabba the Slut.

8:08 am February, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Slip blonde a Mickey
Benzino misses the point
His “mini” thwarted

8:10 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Title of picture
“Four Rodents I Wouldn’t Fuck”
Need bigger Mouse Trap

8:11 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vermin and Varmints
Roam the streets of Las Vegas
Where is Carl Spackler?

8:13 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Need large chunk of cheese
And an over-sized mouse trap
To clean up this town

8:15 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The real couple is
Benzino and Mickey Mouse
The girls are just beards

8:54 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy
Like Eddie Money in a
Travel Agency

8:54 am February, 15 Ferris said...

I think D. Wallnuts
meant to reference Caddyshack
It is Carl “Spackler”

8:55 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy
Like Reverend Chad at a
Sophomore Mixer.

8:57 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy
Like Creature driving aliens
Back to the border.

8:58 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy
Like Vin Douchal finding a
Cock between her legs.

8:59 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy
Like Dark Sock at amateur
Speed boat regatta.

9:00 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy
Like Douchey Wallnuts in a
High end Drapery.

9:01 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

No, Benzino, there’s
no club remix of the song,
“I’m a Happy Mouse.”

9:02 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy
Like Et Tu Douche at an ex-
Stripper Convention..
.
Fuck I just heard a tranfromer blow losing power in 4,3,

9:10 am February, 15 creature said...

Benzino makes mark
on Hollywood Walk of Fame
Santorum ass drip

9:17 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ferris is correct…damn auto correct for some reason…who the fuc is spangler and why would auto correct use that?

9:20 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

^ Star Spangler Banner?

9:28 am February, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Walt Disney’s frozen
Head Explodes when douchebag
De-flowers Minnie

9:32 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Minnie is a whore
Mickey is a pussy and
Benzino a douche

9:35 am February, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Steamboat Willie Says
Vinyl pants cause scrotal stench
Axe Spray cannot hide

9:38 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

Opened Disney vault
reveals a racist persian
stereotype newt.

9:39 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Smaller than a mouse
Ahem, in more way than one
And nice clown shoes, bra’

9:44 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

Wizard Mickey paints
circles on bleeth’s boobs to make
them jump and sweep floor.

9:46 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Mickey and Minnie
Drunk, ready to get inked up
Benz ruins their lives

9:48 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

In Morocco you
dress in wizard robes, or you
look like the west puked.

9:54 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

They’ve become best friends
Since Benzino stuck his small
wang in his mouse hole.

10:00 am February, 15 The Dude said...

Benzino’s happy
Since the gyroscope was put
in her monkeyhole.

10:05 am February, 15 eyedouche said...

mickey is angry
cannot give the one finger
to the bleeth and douche

10:44 am February, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You won’t be smiling
When the asteroid enters
Your monkeyhole, son

10:54 am February, 15 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

It’s obfuscation
When your own eyes are deceived
In seeing the rats.

11:13 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

Asteroid puts the
whole world in to perspective.
Not for Benzino.

11:22 am February, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Headless body of
Uncle Walt not amused,
Seeks Zombie revenge

9:53 pm February, 16 ehcuodouche said...

This very image
Is from my nightmare last night
Daisy rescued me

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