Friday, February 15, 2013

Friday Haiku

FridayHaiku Why did Mickey Mouse

Divorce Minnie Mouse? Because she

Was f*cking Goofy.

Ugh.  Let’s try another:

The two most hated

Kinds of deviants on earth:

Furries and Douchebags

Senile old man drives

his Delta Eighty-Eight on

sidewalk, problem solved.

— UFO Destroyers

 

She won’t do Pluto

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Mickey Hole.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Ridiculous hat

huge, oversized, clowny shoes

Mice look stupid, too.

— Douche Wayne

Slip blonde a Mickey

Benzino misses the point

His “mini” thwarted

— Et Tu Douche?

Vermin and Varmints

Roam the streets of Las Vegas

Where is Carl Spackler?

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
7:25 am February, 15 Douchble Helix said...

There should be a flick

Titled: Being Benzito

“Malkovich” was taken

7:33 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Not every child star

on the Mickey Mouse Club grew

up to be famous.

7:36 am February, 15 UFO Destroyers said...

Senile old man drives

his Delta Eighty-Eight on

sidewalk, problem solved.

7:39 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Icons get turned to

Douche/Bleeth by Benzino, Walts

Head sheds icy tears.

7:44 am February, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Sorcerer’s spell cast

Shortly, Benzino will turn

Into a broomstick

7:45 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino Shopping for

“Swallowers Apprentice” and

Gets mugged by gay mouse.

7:45 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Mickey getting caught

Buying MDMA and

Rohypnol from Benz

7:47 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She won’t do Pluto

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Mickey Hole.

7:47 am February, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Robe by Ed Hardy

Douche virus is contagious

Mickey learns too late

7:49 am February, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Vegas Street Hustlers

Fleece tourists with photo con

Costs Mickey ten bucks

7:50 am February, 15 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Garish dress. Plastic

surgeon’s eyes. Still less douchey

Than Benzino’s Bleeth

7:51 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Ridiculous hat

huge, oversized, clowny shoes

Mice look stupid, too.

7:52 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

New animated

Douche feature, worst crap ever

“Steamboat Benzino”

7:55 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

“Yo, I’m like a kid

at heart, yo. Next week I be

chillin’ with the Smurfs.”

8:00 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the duck in

The Basket or it gets the

Hose. The Donald Hose.

8:00 am February, 15 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

One of these couples

Symbolize money culture

Hint, its not the mice

8:01 am February, 15 Capt. James T. Douche said...

When Mickey isn’t

Looking Benz moves in, Minnie

Now needs Valtrex bad!

8:02 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mickey interviews

Benzino for job in the

“Hall of Pestilence.”

8:02 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

Disney bought Star Wars,

so no kids want pic with mice;

hit streets for their cheese.

8:05 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

New characters for

next Star Wars; Benzino Fett

and Jabba the Slut.

8:08 am February, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

Slip blonde a Mickey

Benzino misses the point

His “mini” thwarted

8:10 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Title of picture

“Four Rodents I Wouldn’t Fuck”

Need bigger Mouse Trap

8:11 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vermin and Varmints
Roam the streets of Las Vegas
Where is Carl Spackler?

8:13 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Need large chunk of cheese

And an over-sized mouse trap

To clean up this town

8:15 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The real couple is

Benzino and Mickey Mouse

The girls are just beards

8:54 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy

Like Eddie Money in a

Travel Agency

8:54 am February, 15 Ferris said...

I think D. Wallnuts

meant to reference Caddyshack

It is Carl “Spackler”

8:55 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy

Like Reverend Chad at a

Sophomore Mixer.

8:57 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy

Like Creature driving aliens

Back to the border.

8:58 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy

Like Vin Douchal finding a

Cock between her legs.

8:59 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy

Like Dark Sock at amateur

Speed boat regatta.

9:00 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy

Like Douchey Wallnuts in a

High end Drapery.

9:01 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

No, Benzino, there’s

no club remix of the song,

“I’m a Happy Mouse.”

9:02 am February, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benzino’s happy

Like Et Tu Douche at an ex-

Stripper Convention..

.

Fuck I just heard a tranfromer blow losing power in 4,3,

9:10 am February, 15 creature said...

Benzino makes mark

on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Santorum ass drip

9:17 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ferris is correct…damn auto correct for some reason…who the fuc is spangler and why would auto correct use that?

9:20 am February, 15 Douche Wayne said...

^ Star Spangler Banner?

9:28 am February, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Walt Disney’s frozen

Head Explodes when douchebag

De-flowers Minnie

9:32 am February, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Minnie is a whore

Mickey is a pussy and

Benzino a douche

9:35 am February, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Steamboat Willie Says

Vinyl pants cause scrotal stench

Axe Spray cannot hide

9:38 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

Opened Disney vault

reveals a racist persian

stereotype newt.

9:39 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Smaller than a mouse

Ahem, in more way than one

And nice clown shoes, bra’

9:44 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

Wizard Mickey paints

circles on bleeth’s boobs to make

them jump and sweep floor.

9:46 am February, 15 Vin Douchal said...

Mickey and Minnie

Drunk, ready to get inked up

Benz ruins their lives

9:48 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

In Morocco you

dress in wizard robes, or you

look like the west puked.

9:54 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

They’ve become best friends

Since Benzino stuck his small

wang in his mouse hole.

10:00 am February, 15 The Dude said...

Benzino’s happy

Since the gyroscope was put

in her monkeyhole.

10:05 am February, 15 eyedouche said...

mickey is angry

cannot give the one finger

to the bleeth and douche

10:44 am February, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

You won’t be smiling

When the asteroid enters

Your monkeyhole, son

10:54 am February, 15 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

It’s obfuscation

When your own eyes are deceived

In seeing the rats.

11:13 am February, 15 Bag Margera said...

Asteroid puts the

whole world in to perspective.

Not for Benzino.

11:22 am February, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Headless body of

Uncle Walt not amused,

Seeks Zombie revenge

9:53 pm February, 16 ehcuodouche said...

This very image

Is from my nightmare last night

Daisy rescued me

Leave a Reply

What is 15 + 8 ?
Please leave these two fields as-is:
IMPORTANT! To be able to proceed, you need to solve the following simple math (so we know that you are a human) :-)