Friday, May 20, 2005
Friday Haiku: End o’ Times Square
Technicolor Yawn;
Our Society vomits
Forth these rutting freaks.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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She bleeds puss rainbows
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
In ‘n Out Burger
Now smear their condiments on
Vegetarians
Paint ball firing squad
Should have switched to real bullets
Who’d question that call?
They’re as much fun as
Finding lumps on your testes
Almost as painful
As Joseph climaxed
Mary wore his
Technicolour bukkake coat.
Somewhere over a rainbow
Coloured pearl necklace
Judy Garland weeps
STD Reveal
Under strobe lights and Roofies
With Vodka chaser
I can’t see her Tits
So I ain’t Fraikuing here
Unless Tits are out
Retread Fraiku pic
Without no Tits in ’em ain’t
Worth a squirt of piss
Was Bukkake a
Thing back in biblical times?
Asking for a friend…
When the Trump is
Killed, the Warriors will
Come out to play, Sons.
.
With paint-covered douche
she throws him against canvas
Jackson-Pollock style.
She convinced him to
try water from Flint. Looks like
we’re all winners now.
When Nyan cat has
explosive diarrhea
at least try to duck.
As unicorn fart
fills room they share last breath. She
inhaled. He exhaled.
Everyone in room
loosed paintballs on Chad after
he scored this blonde bleeth.
Reverend Chad loads
New line of 9mm. Prince is
Dead. Fuck you SAtan!!!!
Prince liked himselve(s), the
Hot Chicks. I declare a no
Douchebag for Prince, Sons?
http://www.mojvideo.com/video-prince-ft-sheena-easton-u-got-the-look/0095e502deb08bfa0323
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/04/25/sarah-jessica-parker-hillary-clinton-beyond-capable-of-beating-freakin-sideshow-gop/
Either they slaughtered
Rainbow Brite, or a Care Bear
blew a load on them.
Meanwhile, back home
his little sister wonders:
“Where’s my finger paints?”.
she has been off since
failed menses toga party
took part of her soul
Sex was great but it
took a week to wash the dye
out of her who-ha
This summer the world
Will burn. Are you prepared. The
Slaughter will be bad.
You would think that I
would know not to click on Jacques’
links anymore sons.
I’ve taken up the
Ballet so my eight year old
Will do the gun range.
Worthwhile trade there Rev.
Train ’em early and young so
double taps easy.
Huzzah^
This would be a good
Place for Hillary. Chelsea’s
Real DAD AGREES.
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https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T7-LE_lP7vQ/maxresdefault.jpg
this isn’t what Prince
wanted to see when he wrote
Purple Rain, is it?
The Reverend Chad Kroeger said…
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This summer the world
Will burn. Are you prepared. The
Slaughter will be bad.
Rev,
Spot on only who knew it would start in Canadia and in the Spring time.
The Fort Mac Murray fire is very suspicious Et Tu. Trudeau and the social justice warrior liberal politicians did nothing to stop it as it progressed towards the tar sands and Ft. Mac. It is rumoured that an ISIS faction started it. There has been no lightning for a month.
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The chance of arson is 100%, but it will never be considered as the NWO marches on to Islamicize the west and take our shit.
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It is also suspicious that this happened during another Dark Sock absence, and shit. Lock and load brothers. The shit is gonna hit the fan this summer. Vote Trump and vote often.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
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Sons and Patriots awaken.
This place gets less activity than Nancy’s vagina.
Is it really the end o times?
“All good things must come to an end,” said Jean-Luc Retard in the 1990’s. I think he may be right. You have all jumped on the the anti-Hillary Train, and are busy at rallies of 1000’s of adoring Bernie fans. To hope against Trump. I like Trump. He is like what I wanted to be back in the 80’s. But I didn’t make the billion. I got three Jew broads and a Maine Coon cat and two minivans and a bunch of weed and ammo. Fuck you all.
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If only your sweet second amendment (respect) is protected, and Hillary and Bill’s Excellent Adventure ends, it will all be worth it for the future of the remainder of pre-islamist, pre-pre robotics epochs of humanity, before I die, …..and you all collapse into my singularity, and shit. Sons.
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And s
It’s certainly not the best o times…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no_elVGGgW8
But is it the blurst o times?
Oh he of the DarkSock why hath you forsaken us? I know it’s boating season now. So please buckle up, don your life vest and come back and join us.
Did he died?
He was spotted peeing in a horse at the Preakness Saturday. Poor thing died of a heart attack.
^ The horse or DarkSock?
Darksock. He passed away in the winner’s circle with his pants around his ankles holding a winning exacta ticket.
In ten years, wireless brainscans will replace the lie detector. Vote Trump. MAGA.
In three months, Donald will be assassinated, or we the world will have fallen for the biggest Globalist coup in history.
The Ruger 10-22 can be made to function automatically I have heard from some of my gun to’tin friends. The SKS is a semi-automatic version of the newer and improved AK-47. A Ruger Mini 14 has the same power as an AR-15 Sons.
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Peace
.
This fucker never asked for a special right-handed identifying rifle and fucking shit. Have you all become pussies. Cause I still roll bunker style-Son. Archie Bunker. Fuck you all. Molon Labe. Sons.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyS45X965hg
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Peace.
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I have a license for this now. Don’t tell anybody.
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https://www.marstar.ca/dynamic/product.jsp?productid=75108
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https://www.marstar.ca/dynamic/product.jsp?productid=75108
I thought you liked some real guns Rev. Not them there pea shooters. Try wavin’ around one of these or this bad boy. With just a little practice you can get those 1 mile kill shots down pat with no problem.
Hey Rev, I think you may have some volunteer targets.
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http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/mrc-student-coalition-demands-2
^I grade this as:
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Humor …………….. F–
Expurgative scholarship B-
Cuntiness …………. A+
Come on over guys
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/blog/2016/05/little-manbun-fufu/
^I dig the 50 cal Dr. B, but it i too heavy for bush carry. The machine gun is going on the turret of Papa Kreoger’s bug out bunker. Only to be used as Christ’s warrior inn the last stand against tyranny and the devil Obama/Hillary/Soros/Bush crime syndicate. Mr. Kroeger keeps this with her now.
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Justice warriors will fall under the jackboot of Jesus when the south rises again. It’s all burning down this year.
I hope to hell this works like the Bat Signal.
I’m really upset about Rush breaking up.
As Trump rises, Dark Sock will return Phoenix-like.