Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Fraiku

Tumor WillisGuido steps up fast;
“Yo, baby…why the long face?”
Sugar cubes in hand…

**EDIT**  Charles D FTW.  Son.

The Dude said…

Sara Jessica
Parker has stiff contester
And by *stiff* I mean…

Carlos Danger said…

Thank God for duct tape
so nothing pokes it’s head out
from beneath that skirt

It was Good Friday
Until Darth Sock unleashed the
Tranny Kracken. Son.

Charles Douchewin said…

“Scent of a Woman”
reboot – starring: George Clooney
and Al Pacino.

Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said…

Is look on his face
due to booze or from grope of
“her” prison wallet?

Magnum Douche P.I. said…

it rubs the lotion
on her adam’s apple or
it get the man hose

Jacques Doucheteau said…

I promised myself:
Jacques, no tranny jokes. Okay?
So…I got nothing.

Vin Douchal said…

Clang, jingle as they pass
Her steely iron ball sack
His horrible bling

He drinks his cran and
Goose with a stinky pinky
Off the glass, no class!

The Artist Still wanting to be known as The Dude said…

They met at salon
Both getting unibrows cleaned
Carpets match the drapes

DoucheyWallnuts said…

Razor stubble in
Ass crack should have been warning
But for Trent, wasn’t

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11:43 am March, 25 The Dude said...

Sara Jessica
Parker has stiff contester
And by *stiff* I mean…

1:44 pm March, 25 Carlos Danger said...

Thank God for duct tape
so nothing pokes it’s head out
from beneath that skirt

1:47 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

How do I love thee?
Let me count the balls. One ball.
Two balls. Cock. Tranny

1:47 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lo’ tho I enter
The Valley of Lent, I fear
No tranny. And shit.

1:48 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It was Good Friday
Until Darth Sock unleashed the
Tranny Kracken. Son.

1:49 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When she gets horny
The slope of her penis
Goes all integral.

2:02 pm March, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

“Scent of a Woman”
reboot – starring: George Clooney
and Al Pachino.

2:05 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

When going Kaitlin
One must choose the large breast of
Get the hose. Bad hose.

2:07 pm March, 25 Charles Douchewin said...

Bath-salts George Clooney
scores big, from below the neck
to above the waist.

6:51 pm March, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Guys night out takes on
new meaning when deciding
who gets to wear pants.

6:53 pm March, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is look on his face
due to booze or from grope of
“her” prison wallet?

6:56 pm March, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Later that night they
got to compare their junk size
in men’s room. George lost.

6:57 pm March, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Her” Vulcan nerve pinch
renders George unable to
stop future mauling.

7:00 pm March, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Hold my drink, bitch!” screams
Caitlyn while tucking junk down
before pic is snapped.

7:02 pm March, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The look on his face
says cornhole will not feel good
after waking up.

3:57 am March, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

wow, that tranny is
so feminine and sexy.
said no one. ever

3:59 am March, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

it rubs the lotion
on her adam’s apple or
it get the man hose

7:56 am March, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I dug this Dr. Bunsen. I hate the current reality of Dr. Suzuki on my Brane of the Multi-verse. Our lives mere transmissions of information viewed abstractly from a holographic membrane. My strings hither and thither in both directions of time, entangled with pussy.
.

2:14 am March, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I promised myself:
Jacques, no tranny jokes. Okay?
So…I got nothing.

2:25 am March, 28 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I lied.
https://www.savaperovic.com/mtf-gender-reassignment-surgery.htm

2:26 am March, 28 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

George holds pants up tight.
After last date with Caitlyn
butt hurt really bad

7:38 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

I made pact with God
Never click on a Jacques link
Ain’t breaking it now

7:40 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Clang, jingle as they pass
Her steely iron ball sack
His horrible bling

7:42 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

The grill on this “chick”
Could stop the clock on Big Ben
Crumble London Bridge

7:44 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Main characters in
Obscure cable TV show
Called “Schmuck Dynasty”

7:45 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Inspiring win
Rumor Willis on dance show
Trannies mimic look

7:46 pm March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Hey dude, you know what?
You could do better than that
Said no one ever

8:02 pm March, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Neck tat tranny sneers
Low rent George Clooney nods with
A s’up bro chin lift.

8:05 pm March, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I want to remove
Her brass knuckles and pummel
Myself until blind

8:07 pm March, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Awkwardness occurred
When George discovered her cock
Was larger than his.

8:12 pm March, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

He drinks his cran and
Goose with a stinky pinky
Off the glass, no class!

12:18 am March, 29 The Artist Still wanting to be known as The Dude said...

They met at salon
Both getting unibrows cleaned
Carpets match the drapes

1:49 am March, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oops

3:12 pm April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why should we Fraiku
When last one is unresolved?
Hot Tranny, aside

3:13 pm April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is ‘Arousal by
Tranny, ‘ a cause for concern?
Asking for a friend…

3:15 pm April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

What method of ‘Tuck’
Does the Tranny Bleeth employ?
Asking for a friend….

3:17 pm April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

His black nail polish
Makes him gayer than me and
My Tranny renoB

3:21 pm April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tranny walks into
A bar.. Bartender says, “Why
the long face, sonny?”

3:24 pm April, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Razor stubble in
Ass crack should have been warning
But for Trent, wasn’t

12:20 am April, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Leslie Mann?^^^^^
.

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